Trannies Feminise My Bum

"Yea I thought the singing was OK but I don't really go for that style too much" "And the girls?" Brian prompted me. "Oh come on Brian leave him alone we all know he's not really interested in girls." "Give him a chance, people can change. Perhaps Carl's developing an eye for them now eh Carl? I mean they eren't bad looking. So, apart from their style what did you think of them?" I was together with Mike and Bryan and a number amongst many of my old school friends. The local pub had got in this group of country style singers. The level of sound amplification had not allowed much opportunity for conversation until now.

I had development a knack of turning their teasing about my effeminate physique into light hearted banter but they never got tired of it and that evening they had pestered me to go out with them although I had planned to stay home.

"I sort of …. Yea they were OK." Trying to be more forthcoming I added "They almost seemed a bit masculine somehow."

"'Takes one to spot one' don't they say?" interrupted Jamie who had been facing the other way sipping his beer.

"What the hell do you mean" I protested. "I'm not a girl. OK I don't have big muscles and hulking great shoulders like you but I'm still of the male gender."

Jamie leant over towards me and said in a low voice. "And so are they!!" "Jamie that beer's going to your head!" said Bryan. "I'd fuck that lot any time, even the fat one."

"Well you'd be fucking ass-holes and not cunts cos they've all got cocks. No I'm telling you it's true. A mate of mine dated one a couple of months back and got a hell of a surprise!"

"Well whatever the case I'm not a female or a she-male and I won't be classed as one."

"Aren't you now? But you might get fucked like one." said Jamie looking me squarely in the eye.

In all the years none of them had ever done or even suggested anything like that to me.