The Interview

I watched them as my hair grew almost to my thin waist. They thinned and shaped my eyebrows, and gave me eyelash extensions. I was there for five hours, and they put on longer than usual nail tips. Marilyn, the owner told me they won't come off until one of them at the shop takes them off. She gave me french tips and then my toenails became pale pink. They even pierced my ears again. I already had on the biggest pink plastic hoops they could find, and now I had a little gender arrow sign. I was almost all-girl, Marilyn wanted to call me Barbie but I wouldn't let her.

"This lot is so crowded. Ugh! I'm going to have to park in the back."

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"So do you usually like boys? Girls?"

"Well, when I'm dressed like this I like boys."

"Wait," He stopped me, "Sometimes you are a guy?"

"Sometimes, ha ha."

"Okay that's a surprise, and when you are not dressed like a pink goddess, you like girls?"

"Mmm mmm, is that crazy?"

"No, nothing is crazy."


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I was still looking in the visor mirror, fixing my hair, and admiring my eye makeup. My eyes looked bigger and they were stunning. I liked them very much, they were my favorite part of this new transformation. I slipped on my pink vinyl bolero jacket, which matched the rest of the outfit. I repositioned my boobs, they looked and felt extremely real, I was going to get an awful lot of admiring looks today. I had perfect cleavage.

She backed into a spot. "I'm gonna wait here, it shouldn't be too long." She shut the car. "Oh I forgot, I got you this." She handed me something. "It's for your phone, haha."

I looked at it. It said 'The Future Is Female' in white on a pure pink case. I slipped it onto my Apple. Susie threw the other black one into her back seat, with all the empty water and Kombucha bottles she had been collecting.

"So you have to get to the ninth floor, ask for The Wonder Agency. Here, I'll send all the info to your phone." She pointed, "There that hotel." It was on the other side of the parking lot.