Fuck Talk with Melanie Jackson (A talk show transcripy)

THIS IS AN ORIGINAL TRANSCRIPT OF THE PROGRAM “FUCK TALK W/ MELANIE JACKSON”
DATED MARCH 10TH 20__

MUSIC CUES
ANNOUNCER: Hey everybody! Welcome to “Fuck Talk” with Melanie Jackson”! The show that talks about, you guessed it! FUCKING! Any kind of fucking! Straight fucking! Gay fucking! Any kind of fucking you can think of! Aaaaand nowww, here’s the host of “Fuck Talk”, Melanie Jackson!”
The audience goes wild.
MELANIE: O kay everybody, are you ready to talk about FUCKING?!”
The audience goes wild again.
MELANIE: Before we get started, I’d like to welcome my Aunt Lucy to the studio audience who’s here today with some of her friends from the Shady Rest Retirement Community Welcome ladies!
The audience goes wild again. The camera goes to them and while Aunt Lucy is waving, the other ladies seem somewhat perplexed.
MELANIE: Well, my first guest today isn’t really here to talk about fucking though, he is here to talk about sucking, cock sucking, that is. He is the author of a new book entitled “Confessions of a Transsexual Beauty Pageant Cocksucker” Please welcome Ken Zucker
Ken comes out and the audience goes wild.
MELANIE: Welcome to the show, Ken!
KEN: Thanks, Melanie!
He shakes her hand and sits down.
KEN: Wow! Quite a grip you have there, Melanie!
MELANIE: I work out. What can I say.
Ken laughs
MELANIE: So, let’s get right to it. I guess the title of the book pretty much says it all. But what I’d like to know is why do you this?
KEN: Well, first and foremost, I LOVE transsexual cock!
The audience goes wild again.
KEN: Yeah, I started sucking transsexual cock in high school and loved it ever since.
MELANIE: High school?
KEN: Yeah, there was a transwoman who lived two doors away and would let me suck her dick pretty much when ever I wanted. I guess you could say I grew up with tranny cock!
Melanie raises her hand to Ken, playfully.
MELANIE: We don’t say ‘tranny’ any more, Ken.
KEN: Yeah, I should know better. My girlfriend Amber is always getting on me about that. But you know old habits….”
He laughs as does the audience.