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Deep Throated in Lingerie
Today I enjoyed exciting sex with a gentleman I found through an online dating service. I expected very little, but we had a nice telephone conversation, so I visited him in his house. He turned out to be a handsome 40+, with a nice body and had a smooth way of talking. Therefore, I stayed and went ... Read full Story
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ACROSS THE STREET AND TWO DOORS DOWN by Spanky de Bautumn
Jamie knew he was different. He didn’t fit in with the other boys, but he didn’t feel like he fit in with the girls either, he just knew he was different. He wasn’t into dolls or balls. He was the smallest boy in his class and more than half the girls outweighed him. But the one thing he had going f... Read full Story
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SUMMER VACATION by Spanky de Bautumn
In our house, it was a well-known secret that my mother kept her change in the top drawer of her dresser. The same drawer she kept her slips, chemises, panties, and all other satin, nylon, or lacy ladies undergarments. During the summer, my brother and I would run to that wondrous drawer when... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag 2: At the Apartment
This is Part 2 to the article I wrote called "Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club." In that story I explained how I am 41 but look, feel and sound younger, that I shave myself smooth and like dressing in gurly panties and other female clothes to be a sissy femboy for older guys. A guy I met on ... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club
"Can you wear a dress tonight?" "I can't crossdress in public, I'm not 'out' and don't want to be seen that way." "That's okay. We're going to a gay-only club that has a drag queen show tonight, so you'd fit right in." "Cool, but I'll have to change when we get there." "Awesome! See you tonight!... Read full Story
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Latex succubus
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Big Dick Alessia Visits Dallas
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Marcia Goes Back to School
Marcia was painfully nervous. She hadn't been able to eat very much in days. The upside was she was even skinnier which would make Mistress and her husband very happy. She'd always been thin and on the diet Mistress Carol had her on she was already thinner than she dreamed possible. Her anxious stom... Read full Story
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My first time as a Femboy CD
My name is Nick aka. Nicole. I am a 20 year old gay femboy crossdresser and this is a little story of how I started dressing to become Nicole and my first sexual experience besides masturbation. I grew up living in an apartment complex with my mother and sister, who was 2 years older than me. M... Read full Story
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"The Arrival" The silly little sluts first Freedom of touch
Based upon Khloe Kay, my imagining if I could be her. { Unedited} a habit to arouse my deepest desires. -Araina Sinclair, Sissy Slut to be. Hope you enjoy. He started to pound my ass, quicker and quicker. Deep long strokes. My boi pussy stretched he started to pull out and slap his head . In... Read full Story
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My first time as a Femboy CD pt 2
David ordered me to dance for him and I hurriedly got off the floor and walked over to the radio and turned it on. I changed the station from an alternative rock station to a top 40 one, which was better for dancing. After I selected the station I moved to the center of the room and started to dan... Read full Story
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Satin Blowjob
I was soooo horny. One of my ultimate fantasies was coming true; I was in her bedroom... she was supposed to be away for the weekend and I had found my way into her walk in wardrobe. I couldn't help but take my clothes off. I had then run my fingers across all of her outfits hanging up. From her ... Read full Story
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My Little Queen
I worked at a school in the northeast years ago and there was a longhaired emo boy, chubby and shy with a sweet ass. who was always giving me the eye in the halls. I made no mistakes or untoward moves but would catch him with his shirt up a little to show me he was wearing panties, or see him eyeing... Read full Story
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Reaching Paradise on Game Night
Reaching Paradise on Game Night by Sabrina G. Langton * Author's note: Here is one of my most popular stories. I get so many messages and emails about it and it makes me thrilled. I am so glad it has taken on a life of it's own. 'A wife learns a little too much about her crossdressing hus... Read full Story
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Birthday Present Part 1
Birthday Present or (I've Looked at Love from Both Sides Now) Chapter 1 "What would you like for your birthday?" my wife asked. "An unforgettable sex session" I answered, jesting. "Is that right? Well, we'll see" came the reply. I forgot all abo... Read full Story
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White Dress
It had been a busy week and come Sunday afternoon after a softball game I was craving a cold beer, a couple of my teammates decided to tag along and go to a bar. Once getting there the drinking started and by the time they closes down we still wanted to keep going. There a was a place that open a... Read full Story
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Fantastic Weekend - First Touch
It finally worked! After a year of posting ads on Craigslist, and what I'd decided was my last attempt, I got results. It was short and to the point, "Panty Sub Seeks Oral Top." As is normally the case, I got a lot of one-line responses and picture requests, but buried in there were two gu... Read full Story
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Young sissy goes for a little shopping... caught
May be first a little introduction? My name is Sylvia and I love women's clothes! I like panties, stockings but most of all, I adore high heels! just love them! That feeling when it becomes higher and I feel so sexy and feminine! And you know what? I'm a total slut, I love to be humiliated,... Read full Story
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Maddie and the public bathroom antics
I had put on my lingerie and my dress underneath my manly clothes and was preparing myself to go to a public bathroom. The idea was to enter a cubicle, take off my boring man clothes and sit there looking like a sexy sissy where I could video myself on my smartphone. I needed some hot new pics, so I... Read full Story
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Bad Habits CD Fantasy
Why did I keep making bets like that, was the only thing I could think of while in line. Why did I keep making bets I was destined to loose, and then have outcomes like...well, this. I was standing in line to go to a cosplay convention, and was in full costume, but of the wrong gender. I was dressed... Read full Story
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Oh Samantha
Meeting Samantha for the very first time at the busy theatre restaurant was the best thing that could ever happen to me. She was performing with about 20 other ladies or sort of ladies, I found out later that they were hot shemales, transsexuals and even a few transvestites. Their performanc... Read full Story
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Janine awaits
My story is not typical. Sure, it mirrors many of the others you’ve read except for one aspect, that is my age. I recently celebrated my sixtieth birthday. Yep, the big 60. And not that I am trying to brag but I am one of the sexiest bitches around. As recently as five years ago I looked like any ot... Read full Story
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Bruna Rocha, most liked Shemale Hooker in Frankfurt
Rang and the door opens and Wow !! There she stood in front of me as in the pictures with suspenders, high heels and a super friendly smile. Perfect guitar figure, super smooth skin. After entering, we went to her room and sat down on a sofa. She looks at me kindly, puts her hand on my thigh and ... Read full Story
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Pre-Op Roommate Chapter 2
I've talked before about how my roommate stopped being Mark and turned into Marcie. It was an awkward time, until we were able to finally express our attraction for one another, after which things got very interesting indeed. In the week or so that followed our first lovemaking, Marcie pleasured... Read full Story
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I couldn't say no
I had been taking care of myself for two long years and the urge for a guy to handle it instead grew stronger by the day and getting closer to the hour instead. I was 14 and I hadn't gotten the chance yet to feel what it was like to be with a guy, to feel his lips kissing mine and his hands tou... Read full Story
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Shopping plus extras!!!
Hi, so as you can probably imagine I buy a lot of underwear and have a few favourite places to shop. My favourite by far is Ann Summers. The range is great and the staff are so helpful . Anyway back to the story. So I decided to go get some new underwear to see in the new year, I got myself up and d... Read full Story
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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Mike der Pfleger
Mike der Pfleger Vorwort: Es handelt sich hierbei um meine allererste 'Sexgeschichte' die ich schreibe. Meine Schreibkunst befindet sich gelinde gesagt auf Amateurniveau. Die Geschichte ist frei erfunden und entspringt rein aus meinem perversen Gedankengut. Ganz nach dem Motto: 'Geschmäcker si... Read full Story
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P.A. for a Day
The gates swung closed behind Charles as he slowly drove his car up the sweeping driveway. Even though he was looking forward to the erotic delights which were in store for him that day, the cares of the world seemed to weigh heavily on his shoulders. As he drove up to the garage he mused about t... Read full Story
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Collette's Property
I've been Collette's lover for four years now and this gorgeous, incredibly kinky woman still continues to amaze me. Our sex life would be unimaginable to most people, even those who live lives embracing BDSM and other fetishes, and it's Collette who makes it happen. Of course everything is a trade ... Read full Story
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The Farm
“See you Sunday, baby,” said Marcus Jenkins to his wife, Tasha. “Alright! Have a good day at work,” the wireless phone company retail store manager smiled. “Love you, Kobe! Love you, Tiara,” the wastewater plant operator said to his offspring. “Love you, too, daddy,” the youngsters rang out in un... Read full Story
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SISSY AWAKENING ⚧️ ⚧️
"Hey bébé, quand est-ce que tu rentres à la maison?" le message texte bourdonnait doucement. Sortant discrètement le téléphone de ma poche, je tape "Même heure que d'habitude, juste après 5 heures, pourquoi... quoi de neuf ?" C'est mon amante Sarah, ma meilleure amie et une femme que je connai... Read full Story
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Be My Bitch
After a long day at work, I get in my car, and look forward to the long drive home. It gives me time to unwind and relax. I try to forget about the hectic office and concentrate on my beautiful girlfriend waiting at home with that warm smile that she greets me with when I get there. However, tod... Read full Story
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Fourth Slave
I had been to this particular establishment before. I knew very well what they did and the women here were nearly all abducted. I knew that. What had brought me here today or rather on this night, was the loss of my slave. I had sold her when I got bored with her. I had a particular taste in women t... Read full Story
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Devastating and dominating
Tracy drove the black SUV with her friend Miss K in the passenger side, both of them struggling not to be bored to sleep with the monotonous countryside I-64, the scenery broken up only by the occasional road sign or truck stop. The Madonna CD thumping in the stereo helped matters though, the t... Read full Story
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New Job, New Life as as Sissy Slut
I was nearing my thirtieth birthday and times were getting tough financially. I had gotten laid off from my job and was collecting unemployment and doing some part-time work helping out friends with odd jobs. One of them suggested that I look into cleaning houses. I've always been very neat and peop... Read full Story
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The Wonderful Adventures of Miss K
Miss K sat near her bedroom window in her pink silk robe, staring off into the late morning skyline in the distance while she held a cup of hot chocolate in one hand and ran the other through her waist length bleached blonde permed hair. The indirect sunlight lent the dark chocolate skin on her sili... Read full Story
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Towel Boi: Heading to Work
“Goddamn, white boi! You got the best fuckin’ ass,” declared the father of two. His steel manly form perspired as he moved hard into the bottom. “Look at all that butt shake! Twerk it for me, baby boi!” “Yes, sir,” cooed Kasey, gyrating rhythmically. “Hell yeah! It’s like fucking two big ol’ ma... Read full Story
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How I Became His Office Fucktoy
Until this job ended last year, every day at my lunch break I would service one of my many Daddies in his office in the building where I worked. He'd always slip me a few bucks, a $20 or even $50 afterwards, not as a payment for sex, but as a "tip" "for all the hard work you do here," he says. I wor... Read full Story
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The formidable weapon of women
five ears of marriage, my desire for my wife having greatly diminished, she decided to take control of my sexuality. A female association transformed her in a few months into a perfect dominatrix both physically and cerebrally. Every night before bed, she approaches me, dressed in a latex comb... Read full Story
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New Job, New Life as as Sissy Slut Chapter 2
I was left lying on the floor, my face completely covered in cum. I was wearing lingerie and a dog collar and I had just been fucked long and hard by my "boss." My virginity had been forcefully taken. The thing is that I loved it. I loved being manhandled by this muscular man and I really ... Read full Story
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Natacha's dungeon,
Natacha's dungeon, For a long time, I have loved wearing lingerie because it always gives me so much excitement to contemplate myself as a woman in front of my mirror. I learned a long time ago to memorize feminine gestures and attitudes while perched on my pumps. I also know how to put on ma... Read full Story
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My Noisy Upstairs Neighbors Part 3: Making Porn
In Part 2, I recounted how Paul, my commanding upstairs neighbor, coerced me into making porn with him and his younger roommate. Now, I'm excited to share the first video we created together. At 12:45 PM on Saturday, I nervously approached Paul's door. After knocking, Paul opened it with a smile ... Read full Story
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story of Jojo
Some find it confusing of who i am or what i am, including me. i found some kind of definition: femboy A young boy who presents extensive feminine mannerisms and actions often blurring the line between a boy and a girl. Can be confused with a cross dresser, but it usually refers to boys at v... Read full Story
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DE BRO À SISSY ⚧️ ⚧️
Mon ami Magnus et moi nous sommes connus presque toute notre vie. Nous nous sommes rencontrés en pré-maternelle, quand nous vivions à un pâté de maisons et demi l'un de l'autre. Nos familles étaient proches et nous avons grandi côte à côte. Nous nous connaissions depuis si longtemps; nous nous appel... Read full Story
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My best friend turned trans.....so I fucked him - Part 1
Theres a bit of history to this one so strap in! I started hanging out with this group of kids in my area when I was 12 years old, we did all the typical stuff you can imagine young kids getting up to (played football, chased girls etc...) over the years I became really good friends with one of the ... Read full Story
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Police House Call
My heart was beating a mile a minute when I heard the knock on my door. I was hoping that it might be Beau, or Larry, or if I’m lucky it would be Tom Cobb. He asked me to call him Tommy. I had been thinking about him recently. Bo and I had banged the night before, but I was as horny as ever. Larry w... Read full Story
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My True-Love Story
My name is Kim Young. I'm a happy and healthy nineteen this year. This is my very first story (but not my first "submission!") My story begins five years ago, when our neighbors moved in next door. I'll always remember that sunny April afternoon in Omaha, when they climbed out of their ... Read full Story
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The Meeting
He could not believe that he was finally going to see her after all these years. Since his divorce, she had been all he could think of. He fantasized every day how it would be to see her again, make love to her again, and now the day had finally arrived. He could barely sit still. He had decided... Read full Story
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Reshooting the Scene, Chapter 1
I have been a porn aficionado since I was a teenager. My first dabblings were with Hustler magazine and a *very* hardcore mini-novel called “Her Busted Asshole,” which told the raunchy story of Ginny Cummings’ sexual coming of age. In addition to the very graphic story, it had full color glossy p... Read full Story
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Hung Trans Lesbians Fuck Two Ladyboys
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HOW MY AUNT AND SISSY NEPHEW CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! (fictional
It was the very first night of my month long North Carolina July summer vacation stay when my Aunt Meg suddenly entered the bedroom that I was temporarily sharing with my younger cousin Rudy. Being so openly effeminine in his body language,voice and looks, I had already planted such dirty thoughts ... Read full Story
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House Guest
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Roberta, Molly and Ed
Friday "Commander Cromartie?" Lt. Commander Edward Cromartie, USN, turned toward the voice that had spoken his name. He saw two female naval officers, a tall willowy light-skin Black woman, and a short Asian one. The Black one was wearing the uniform of a full commander, the Asian of... Read full Story
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Whoops, I fucked my bosses son! Real story, written by a tgirl
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