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CLUB FUTANARI
Lisa Une fille timide de 20 ans avec de longs cheveux, de beaux seins, une chatte humide et un gros secret sous la forme d'une bite géante. Elle a vécu une vie protégée mais est bientôt en route vers un nouveau monde de sexe lesbien. Marie Médecin de plus de 40 ans spécialisée dans les ... Read full Story
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AGENCE D'ÉLEVAGE FUTANARI partie 2
« Suspendu ? Comment ça, je suis suspendu ? » dit Alina. "Je n'ai pas vraiment le choix. Zut, je pense que je suis gentil de ne pas vous dénoncer à la police. Vous l'avez mise enceinte pour l'amour de Dieu", a déclaré le principal Pulcher. "Mais je n'ai jamais été s... Read full Story
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AGENCE D'ÉLEVAGE FUTANARI
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How I learned the pleasures of anal
This narrative is the journey that lead up to my first experience with anal sex. The details I have here are as accurate as I can recall and any dialog is essentially the best of what I can remember now. It of course gets more sexually explicit and graphic towards the end... I was born and grew u... Read full Story
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A date to the sex shop
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Theme and genre of the story: The genre is about gender bender, futanari, gay, physical transformations of the body, magic and biology, the kink in particular that must excite in the story is the perversion of the transformation of the body and mind through a magical element that manipulates biol... Read full Story
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La pistola NEGRA del Tío, entre Las Bragas de Mi Tía LA PUTONA
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
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Teacher Student Confidentiality
It was raining cats and dogs outside as Ms. Catherine Walker (Cat by her friends) graded her Accelerated Integrated Geometry test scores. Her was long and flowing and her sweater was purposely pulled low to embarrass the male teachers with her cleavage. Her cock twitched as she shifted her leg to a ... Read full Story
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Lope
Je suis une salope C’est un des fantasmes récurrents de la majorité des hommes qui aiment se travestir. Et j’avoue que l’idée m’a souvent excitée. Alors que j’étais avec ma femme dans une boutique de lingerie à Pigalle , des dessous très sexy entre les mains, un homme d'un certain âge a surpri... Read full Story
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Danielle Works a Saturday
It had been a few months since his wife left him. Well "ex-wife" as the divorce had been recently finalized. It was her choice; she walked out on *him*. She said she got tired of "Danielle", even though she was entirely responsible for Danielle's "birth" to begin with. ... Read full Story
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C'EST LA PATRONNE
Le rêve est mort. L'écriture était ma passion, mais cela n'a jamais servi à rien. La réalité a une mauvaise façon de vous rattraper, déchiquetant vos désirs dans son sillage. Ce cycle d'épargne et de vie de ces économies s'est progressivement révélé intenable et maintenant, à ving... Read full Story
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C'EST LA PATRONNE ⚧️ ⚧️
Le rêve est mort. L'écriture était ma passion, mais cela n'a jamais servi à rien. La réalité a une mauvaise façon de vous rattraper, déchiquetant vos désirs dans son sillage. Ce cycle d'épargne et de vie de ces économies s'est progressivement révélé intenable et maintenant, à vingt-cinq ans, j'ai... Read full Story
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FORMATION D'AMOUR ⚧️ 💗 ⚧️
Kyla essuya la sueur de ses yeux, puis essuya le liquide de sa main, tout en s'appuyant sur son balai. Ce putain de jour était trop chaud, bien trop chaud. Elle regarda autour d'elle : le vestiaire vide était complètement immobile, attendant patiemment d'être nettoyé, son air saturé de l'odeur de... Read full Story
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IODE VIOLET ⚧️
Meranda avait fait partie du projet militaire d'Athéna. Elle était, très grande pour une femme, environ six trois. Elle se réveillait toujours à six heures sans problème. Ensuite, elle faisait ses cent pompes. Malgré son conditionnement, elle avait toujours une taille de poitrine substantielle q... Read full Story
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PLAIRE À LA FUTA
Linda s'est arrêtée à la maison de banlieue. Elle a dû se garer dans la rue car elle était déjà pleine de voitures. Elle le savait déjà, puisqu'elle était en retard, et qu'elle allait rencontrer cinq autres ménagères. Ils avaient tous des filles du même âge que sa fille, et maintenant qu... Read full Story
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A busy Friday night
I had been looking forward to this weekend for a month. My wife was going to visit some friends in NYC, and I was staying home, by myself. Yup, just me and all of my favorite things, like stockings and panties, and sexy little outfits. The torture was finally over, and the Friday she was to leave, a... Read full Story
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How I Became the Sissy Slut
It all started when I was about 11. I was a very petite and short and had long straight brown hair with whispy bangs as a child. I was often mistaken for a girl. I have a sister who was 6 years older than me about my size she used to dress pretty sexy with the tight jeans and the skin tight sailor b... Read full Story
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ATTENTES SUBVERTIES ⚧️ ⚧️
Les choses allaient si bien.... Après un long et misérable quart de travail, Steven rentrait enfin chez lui. La plupart des gens détestent faire la navette, mais Steven trouve que la demi-heure de route est un moyen idéal pour se détendre avec un livre audio ou un podcast. Dernièrement, cette pet... Read full Story
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Unconditional Love Chapter 8
After a two' hour nap, Alison and I awoke and the first thing we did was make our way to the bathroom to freshen up. I started up the hot water and climbed into the shower and' once she finished relieving her bladder Allie climbed in with me under the hot water and we embraced each other. We kiss... Read full Story
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HOW MY AUNT AND SISSY NEPHEW CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! (fictional
It was the very first night of my month long North Carolina July summer vacation stay when my Aunt Meg suddenly entered the bedroom that I was temporarily sharing with my younger cousin Rudy. Being so openly effeminine in his body language,voice and looks, I had already planted such dirty thoughts ... Read full Story
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UN RENDEZ-VOUS ROMANTIQUE ⚧️⚧️⚧️
Alex mordilla sa lèvre en fixant le test d'anatomie devant lui. Après une semaine épuisante de finales et de sessions d'étude nocturnes, c'était enfin son dernier test. La liberté était si proche qu'il pouvait presque y goûter. Sa jambe rebondit anxieusement alors qu'il remplissait une autre série d... Read full Story
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Important And Interesting Observations About Online Porn
What is your opinion about watching best porn video online? Is it a bad habit? Is watching porn good for a relationship? Pornography has become a common part of the private lives of many individuals and partners. Nobody can disagree with this fact. Online porn can be used as a great tool by couples ... Read full Story
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Le trou de gloire Futanari
Alors que je pousse mon déjeuner scolaire avec une fourchette en plastique, je ne peux m'empêcher de laisser mon esprit vagabonder. J'ai envisagé de faire quelque chose... Quelque chose que je ne devrais probablement pas. Mes amis m'ont parlé de cet endroit, un dans un vieux bâtiment aba... Read full Story
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Tales of Old China
This is a true story by the way. It doesn't matter too much, but I guess it's worth you knowing that. My name is….. Well my name isn't important. What's important is that I'm now in my late 20's, male, tall, fit, dark haired, blue eyed and have been told that I'm good looking. Got that in ... Read full Story
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trans=demic
Trans-demic Chinese Flu Sam Wong read the email from Josh Epstein, the partner in charge of the fiendishly complicated real estate deal that had consumed the last three months of their lives. “You’re going to have to close this deal without me. I’m sick as a dog, and my wife just called an ambu... Read full Story
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Porn site meeting and fucking ;)
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LA PUNITION D'UNE MAMAN FUTATANARI 💞
"Jonathon !" La voix de maman résonna dans les escaliers. Honnêtement, ne peut-elle pas me laisser tranquille ? Jon garde les yeux fixés sur l'ennemi qu'il est en train d'écraser sur la tête avec sa hache enchantée, et le monstre s'effondre d'un coup décapitant. ... Read full Story
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Emily and Steve Part 9
Over the next few weeks things really started to settle in at work. Emily was being more than accepted, she was being lauded. Emily, feeling much more comfortable as a woman, started being a much better worker. The quality of work that Emily was producing was far superior to Mike's work. She was fea... Read full Story
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First Time With A Man
Just a true story, first of a few telling how I got where I am: First Time With A Man: Ok, pretty tame but here goes... One night when I was about 14 or so a strange thing happened. I ran out of smokes... that's not weird but if you're a smoker you know it sucks. So I walked up to... Read full Story
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QUELQUE CHOSE DE NOUVEAU ⚧️ ⚧️
e me suis transformé en un fétiche de travestissement de poule mouillée de Tumblr à l'époque. J'avais l'habitude de m'habiller avec la lingerie de ma femme, de regarder sissy hypno, de discuter avec des hommes. Mais j'avais besoin de plus. Donc, comme "cadeau gag" parce que je n'étais pas du tout sé... Read full Story
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FUTA UNIVERSITY BOY-JOUET ⚧️ ⚧️
L'interview L'interphone du bureau de Jane Johnson bourdonna. "Oui, Mary," dit Jane. "Il y a une Mme Winter ici pour vous voir madame." Marie a répondu. "Par tous les moyens, envoyez-la directement." dit joyeusement Jane. La porte du bureau du principal a été ouverte par Mary et a mar... Read full Story
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Jo, Shemale Goddess! Part 1
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Jo, Shemale Goddess! Part 2
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Magician's Assistant - Friends & Lovers Part 9
Magician's Assistant - Friends & Lovers takes place in the Magatrix the Magnificent Universe, which was first introduced in my serialized seven-part story, Magician's Assistant. The premise upon which both that story and this story are based revolves around the fact that Magatrix the Magnificent... Read full Story
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After Church
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Alexis
When I hear both of my parents starting to snore in the room below me, I quietly get out of bed and sneak over to my dresser. I dig past the piles of underwear in the top drawer until I find what I am looking for. I pull out the black silk g-string and slide it up my shaved legs, tucking my tiny coc... Read full Story
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Womanhood for Jenny Chapter 2
Despite the discomfort of her 'boob-job,' and the other surgeries, jenny had enjoyed their Caribbean 'vacation.' During the drive from the airport, she was impatient to show her friends the 'new jenny,' but felt the weariness of the return trip. She was happy when Master Charles pulled into their ow... Read full Story
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Flowers in the Heart
Chapter 1 "Hey Scott, Fauna kind of likes you," Jenna said, snickering. "Hey Jenna, it hard to hear yourself over that echo?" Scott said as he caught the football, and then heaved it back to Ronnie. "Huh?" Jenna asked, puzzled. "Yeah, your head up your ... Read full Story
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FUTA UNIVERSITY BOY-JOUET
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Becoming a Chrissy - Chapter 2
I had always felt like I had a hot body for a girl. I was naturally blonde and smooth; I guess I had been blessed by my parents’ Scandinavian genetics. My pubes were always just a small fuzz—easy to shave and keep a clean bikini line. Same thing with my armpit hair. And my ass? Completely smooth and... Read full Story
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Naples
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The Greatest Lie Part 15
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Carol, The Saga Continues
It's very late Monday night as Carol returns from the date that J C had forced her to keep, she places her purse on the hall table, throws her jacket over a chair and walks toward her bedroom. She can't wait to shed this clothing that J C demanded she wear. As she walks, her feet, clad in the five i... Read full Story
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Tipping Point -- Chapter 1: Blow by Blow
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LE CONTRAT DE MARGOT ⚧️ ⚧️
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House Hunting Chrissie
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