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my new life with my sister-in-law
Yesterday, I went to visit my brother's newly-divorced ex-sister-in-law in her brand-new apartment. It was meant to be a friendly visit and an opportunity to discuss her new start in life. To describe her to you, she's a slightly chubby woman in her forties, blonde hair, blue eyes, very charming wit... Read full Story
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A Fairy Tale Part 1
=-=-Chapter One-=-= "Heather?" My boyfriend was knocking on the bathroom door. "What's wrong, are you okay? Heather?" "Yeah..." I swallowed thickly and that was a mistake. I threw up some more, kneeling on the floor, feeling like I was dying. "Heather?&q... Read full Story
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intimate Cousins
My favorite cousin and first lover, Billy, was just released from prison and I was anxious to see him. I am ecstatic that he is out, and I am thinking about all the past fun we had as I prepare to revisit those good times. Tommy knows all about my relationship with Billy and he understands my need t... Read full Story
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Vegas Honeymoon to Remember
I had dated my wife (Carmen) for about 6 months before we decided to Marry. One evening we were soaking in the Jacuzzi together and drinking wine. She always wants to try different things, which makes our sex life wonderful. Carmen asked me if I ever had any fantasies. I said I guess like most me... Read full Story
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Reshooting the Scene, Chapter 1
I have been a porn aficionado since I was a teenager. My first dabblings were with Hustler magazine and a *very* hardcore mini-novel called “Her Busted Asshole,” which told the raunchy story of Ginny Cummings’ sexual coming of age. In addition to the very graphic story, it had full color glossy p... Read full Story
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my sissy fuck scenario 1 to 3
there is also a video!!! my fantasy: 1. after sucking and fucking with him from like 9 am to 1 pm on Monday , he goes for a bike ride at least 30 km, i don't shower, he doesn't shower, while he's biking im on cam drinking smoking having fun with users, he watches me too and tells me what to ... Read full Story
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New Orleans TS dream come true..
In was on New Orleans running water for the victims of Katrina in 2005. I went down to Bourbon St several times an one night I walked into adult fetish store and as I was looking around there was what appeared to be a very beautiful black woman bending over with a very short skirt on. I was admirin... Read full Story
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College project surprise
So this story happened while I was still in college and remains without doubt, the craziest, most exciting experience of my life. So I the story begins one day when I walking to class. I went to a big university so my walk was quite long, and the first 1/3 was just through off our campus housin... Read full Story
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From accidental trans porn addiction to a cum filled booty
One night when I was around 30 or so I was watching some porn, nothing unusual for a guy like me, aka a sex addict. Sex addiction is great if you’re Tiger Woods and swimming in poon, but for guys like me - regular, awkward, slightly handsome in a very boyish way, weirdos — it’s not that fun. We... Read full Story
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Best booty i ever had
there is a certain part of the big city where the community partys everyday of the week called boys town i worked in the area and never knew but what i did know is i had a fetish for an extremly large ass i love big bootys and desired a tranny after watching shemale videos this didnt happen until i ... Read full Story
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Gemini Sluts and Gang
My good friend Renee and I had set up a double date gang bang for tonight now that she was finally out of the closet and ready. She has decided that life is too short to remain in the closet and miss out on all the fun. Renee and I have so much in common. Besides loving sex, we both have a fetish f... Read full Story
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Sissie Slut's Windows of Womanhood
I flash back to my first time with a grownup adult at the tender age of16 . I was so nervous now that we were here in the motel room. I was nervous for so many reasons. I lied to my family and told them I was staying at a friend’s house. Instead, I'm here with Mr. Joey in a motel room and he was my... Read full Story
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Regina's scary, and sexy Blind Date
I had just finished doing my makeup, finally deciding which blush to use, and I thought I had some time for my meditation. However, Mr. Cobb was early. The gold minidress I wore showed enough legs, ass and tits to make any man horny, and the strappy tanned five-inch sandals, made me feel majestic ... Read full Story
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FORMATION D'AMOUR ⚧️ 💗 ⚧️
Kyla essuya la sueur de ses yeux, puis essuya le liquide de sa main, tout en s'appuyant sur son balai. Ce putain de jour était trop chaud, bien trop chaud. Elle regarda autour d'elle : le vestiaire vide était complètement immobile, attendant patiemment d'être nettoyé, son air saturé de l'odeur de... Read full Story
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trans=demic
Trans-demic Chinese Flu Sam Wong read the email from Josh Epstein, the partner in charge of the fiendishly complicated real estate deal that had consumed the last three months of their lives. “You’re going to have to close this deal without me. I’m sick as a dog, and my wife just called an ambu... Read full Story
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Tommy Tries to Make It Up
Tommy Tries to Make It Up I have written about Tommy before. He was the eighteen year old neighbor that always stared at me checking me out, basically eye fucking me and that made me so hot and horny I eventually took his virginity and trained up on being a great lover. Well he had moved out... Read full Story
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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Hung Trans Lesbians Fuck Two Ladyboys
Note 1: If you like Transsexuals, Trans Lesbians, Asian Ladyboys, Big Cocks, Extreme Cock Sucking, Anal Fucking, Anal Fisting, Semen Swallowing, Role Play, Orgies, BDSM, Cock Sounding and Foot Fetish this story is for you. Note 2: All the characters are over 21. The names are fictitious, but some... Read full Story
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My Favorite Trans Model Turned Me in to Her Slut
A couple months ago I was on a trip out in Las Vegas for work. We had some down time after dinner and I was pretty tired of socializing, so I went back to my hotel room to relax. I found myself pretty bored and horny, so I started watching porn and jerking off. I’m married to a beautiful woman, and ... Read full Story
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Jamie is taken Part 3
When this process was completed the Chinese gentleman s turned to his new acquisition in the floor. He lifted him up from the floor and deposited him on a high-backed chair; his legs still folded up, and tied him to it. Then he removed the strap from around his throat and instead shoved ... Read full Story
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Fucking Insatiable
* Draenei futanari, as many of us have become intimately aware, are fucking insatiable. For many of the same reasons, they also have a tendency towards entitlement and ego issues. This is hardly surprising, being a magically-fueled blue-skinned space-babe with positively porn-star T&A and a d... Read full Story
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Office Policy
“Ok ladies and gentleman, please put your hands together for the beautiful and talented Erika!” the DJ’s voice rang out over the thumping alternative beat as the object of my lust strutted to the stage. Erika’s saucy red curls bounced on her head and on her soft porcelain whi... Read full Story
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Me encanta ser mujer.
Me gusta verme y sentirme mujer. Me encantan las prendas femeninas y de encajes, los vestidos de tela suave y ligera, la medias veladas, los sostén de encajes, las ropas interior delicadas y de encajes, me gusta maquillarme y pintar ,os labios, me encantan los aretes grandes y con pendientes, los ... Read full Story
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Roberta, Molly and Ed
Friday "Commander Cromartie?" Lt. Commander Edward Cromartie, USN, turned toward the voice that had spoken his name. He saw two female naval officers, a tall willowy light-skin Black woman, and a short Asian one. The Black one was wearing the uniform of a full commander, the Asian of... Read full Story
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Regina’s Double threat.
Hello guys, I recently ran into a former hater who was no longer the hater I had met years earlier. In fact, he had only treated me so horribly because of his own inner dark desires. When we met a few years ago at one of the clubs, he had been very abusive to me. He went out of his way to say hurtfu... Read full Story
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When Fantasy Comes True 2
After my first threesome encounter with Jenni and her friend, getting a golden shower from three trans women was a bonus. Being drunk and now four of us snuggled in bed, i thought the night had ended but i did hope for more. I was not disappointed as Jenni's friend (Sasha) who had been sleeping d... Read full Story
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MY Party Favor Fantasy
My Party Favor Fantasy A fictional story built around an old fantasy of mine I ran a notice on one of those sex sites that said” Help me fulfill my fantasy and I bet we take care of some of yours also. Hi there, I am Penny and I am a total bottom trans w... Read full Story
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Happy Birthday
I love to write Erotica. For story requests please send me a private message or email noirenoire10@gmail.com Enjoy! I couldn’t move. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t move. The restraints didn’t give in any direction. The more I fought the more pain I was in. My safe word (wasabi) ... Read full Story
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First time Crossdressing
I am a bisexual man, meeting straight, bisexual or gay men for our sexual pleasures. I post messages on various message boards that allow members profiles and posting messages. I also post to local groups in my area that allows one to post messages to a small geographical area or to a distant user g... Read full Story
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I Give Up
The following story is the first of four parts of a tale that explores the theme of transformation. It is thematically similar others that I have submitted but has a larger narrative arc. I hope you enjoy reading the first portion, Act One & Two. I continue to work on better editing and someone h... Read full Story
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Intense
Holding to my word, I didn't let the incident with Billy and his friends scare me away from Bailey; I kept seeing her, even after the beating I took. To be honest, I'm not sure if he was trying to lay low or what, but Billy seemed to keep his distance from me for a while...thankfully. Bailey and ... Read full Story
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Group Sex
Jan and I have been together now about 4 years but known each other since High School. We are both in our early fifties. We had met a transgendered girl (Gabby) about a year ago and we get together about once a month and enjoy each other’s company, going out playing and having intimacy together. Gab... Read full Story
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The four of us
Jan and I have been together now about 4 years but known each other since High School. We are both in our early fifties. We had met a transgendered girl (Gabby) about a year ago and we get together about once a month and enjoy each other’s company, going out playing and having intimacy together. Gab... Read full Story
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Casino Girl
I had been working as a casino dealer for several years and would occasionally meet some very attractive women and chat. Asian women have always been attractive to me, whether the exotic appearance or maybe because my Mom was Pacific Islander, and a lot of people thought I was Asian. Mia was a bit... Read full Story
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My 1st Time was Not the Only Time.
One late night after hitting the slopes and partying I left my friends birthday party feeling extra horny. It was about 6 or 7 in the morning now and after having no luck finding an escort I responded to an ad on craigslist posted by a trans woman. I figured two things, this dick isn't going to suck... Read full Story
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A Game within a Game Part 1
Epilogue Rob came home from work. His wife Jenny was waiting for him. In her hands she held a letter. Jenny said: "We received this letter today. It is sad news from Marion S. We have met her and her husband John a few times - do you remember? John has had a car accident while driving fas... Read full Story
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Slutty Sissy's 2 Loves
Tonight was young and I was already hot and bothered, my ass-pussy was on fire, and I could hardly wait for Bob and John to come over. I had invited them over to fulfill those erotic dreams I am constantly having about the two of them using me like a tool, and I wanted that so bad. I fantasized abou... Read full Story
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Saving My Marriage
I love to write Erotica. For story requests please send me a private message or email noirenoire10@gmail.com It was our anniversary. Today made five years that my wife and I have been married and we were taking a road trip to celebrate. I chose our destination but I let her choose all of our a... Read full Story
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TG Girlfriend moves in (part 2)
My wife Lydia and I have been married about 9 months, we have a very close TG friend, Joanne, that lives next door and every once in a while, we get together, and all go out and enjoy. We have had sex together, and when Lydia is away Joanne, and I are together at every opportunity. Joanne and I work... Read full Story
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Old Folks Part 2
It had been eleven months since that day when I arrived at Honey and Frank's house. It was about 1am at night as I stood in a quiet street waiting for Frank to pick me up. I had just finished with my last client for the night a good blowjob with him ending up cumming on my face. I was touching up my... Read full Story
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THE WEATHERGIRL BY B-MAN
PART 1: A COURTESY CLIENT BLOWJOB Three weeks into my gig at Coxon & Dicster had been a blast. At first, a few of the girls had some reservations about me working there because I wasn't transgendered myself but I guess I won them over with my naturally cheerful personality. At least,... Read full Story
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Fem Firm 2 -The Weathergirl
PART 1: A COURTESY CLIENT BLOWJOB Three weeks into my gig at Coxon & Dicster had been a blast. At first, a few of the girls had some reservations about me working there because I wasn't transgendered myself but I guess I won them over with my naturally cheerful personality. At least,... Read full Story
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The Girl Next Door Ch. 03
derezzed Chapter 3 – The Night Out Michael woke up on Monday morning feeling quite relaxed. The sun filtered in through the blinds towards him. He felt warm from the gentle rays. As Michael became more alert, he examined his surroundings. The feeling of silk sheets wrapped around him and Ale... Read full Story
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Becoming Missy
It all started back in 1973 in Seattle, Washington. I was 21, living on the south side with a couple of buddies while we were all stationed at area military bases. One Friday night we had a party at our apt. I was standing outside by my car smoking a joint when this guy pulls up in his pick-up. &quo... Read full Story
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Bikini Boy
I was the boy my father had hoped for after 3 daughters before me. Life in our suburban middle class two-story house was as normal as anyone else's. My dad was a loving father bringing me up and doing the things a father likes to do with his son – baseball, fishing, camping, working the garage... Read full Story
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Florida TG Experience
I had known Jan from High School, we always had an attraction for each other but were dating someone else or married at the time. Jan had actually married a friend of mine and I was envious of course. She at that time had sandy blonde hair, and a body to die for. One evening we had them over for dr... Read full Story
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The Experience of a Lifetime
My divorce was hitting me really hard. My wife outgrew our relationship and started living her own life and I had a front row seat to everything. My heart and life was upside down. I didn’t go out anymore. Friends and family both told me it was time to get my life back on track and start living ... Read full Story
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The Game 2
That next morning again Ada and I went down for breakfast and the table was smaller, It wasn't as grand as it had once been and to every guy at the table was now at least two girls. We had our normal breakfast and for once there seemed to be a little more chat between everyone, I think after bei... Read full Story
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Passion in the Rough
Tonight, I was searching in vain for a parking place close to the club, but unfortunately, I had arrived late and there were no empty spaces close by. I drove around and went down several streets in the same block until I found an empty spot. That was perfect I thought as I found a parking place and... Read full Story
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First Time: How I Love Cock
The first time I ever sucked a dick was when I was around 12 years old. I was at a sleep over with a friend. We were camped out in his backyard in a tent and he started things out tentatively by asking about my luck with the ladies, which was non-existent. Then he suggested that since neither of us ... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 1
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 1 by Spanky de Bautumn This is a story about how taking a play to New York City changed people's lives. A transgender coming of age story. I was born Harold Stanley Dayes, not a great name for a kid growing up. I know my parents loved me, but Harold was my mom's dad a... Read full Story
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Nylon teasers
They came into the video store where I worked as a clerk. Almost every day. Teasers. Both of them. What made it both great and terrible for me was that it fed my deepest fetish -- stockings -- as it denied me any fulfillment other than frequent and frantic "self-gratification."... Read full Story
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A Certain Perception
Kyra was not the girl of my dreams. I never DARED dream a woman that good would just walk into my life. She was smart, sassy, vivacious, intuitive, resourceful, and a real 'people person'. We met in an Internet chat room called "Working Girls". We're not talking about the kind you find in ... Read full Story
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The Girl Next Door Ch. 03 by derezzed ©
Chapter 3 – The Night Out Michael woke up on Monday morning feeling quite relaxed. The sun filtered in through the blinds towards him. He felt warm from the gentle rays. As Michael became more alert, he examined his surroundings. The feeling of silk sheets wrapped around him and Alexis's arm casu... Read full Story
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Bimbo Bombshell - Chapters 1-2-3
Bimbo Bombshell - Chapter One: Singled Out! Even though it was Friday, the bar wasn't particularly crowded that night. I never knew what hit me. This Gorgeous Blonde bombshell, starts flirting with me right a my table. I found myself wondering why this glamorous beauty, had chosen me. I was... Read full Story
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Feminized By My Mother Chapter 2
My mom was staying in as were Jen's parents so we parked on a dark road and made out while I fingered her. Her panties were absolutely drenched when I was finished, and she rubbed her hand inside them and used her pussy juice to jerk me off, I spurted all over my pants and she laughed. "I ho... Read full Story
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