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My First Blowjob
Fuck! I'm so jealous! Back in my teens I could self suck! I'd lock myself in the bathroom, lay on my back and bring my legs over top. I was able to not only get the head of my.cock in my mouth, but half of my length as well. The first time I nutted in my own mouth, I wasn't prepared for the big lo... Read full Story
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The First Cock I Ever Sucked...
...was my own. I was in my late teens and still trying to figure out my own sexuality. I loved women. Their soft curves, their smell. But I also felt a lacking; something was missing. I was alone in my room one day, listening to music and fantasizing about sex. My dick grew hard as I imagined ... Read full Story
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Birthday Blowjob
I have a large amount of straight admirer’s who love to watch me do my thing, and I occasionally get a request to do something on camera that they have asked for ( ask away by the way ask away) personally. Well this one’s a bit different as he wanted me to go to him and do it……….. You and I know th... Read full Story
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First Time: How I Love Cock
The first time I ever sucked a dick was when I was around 12 years old. I was at a sleep over with a friend. We were camped out in his backyard in a tent and he started things out tentatively by asking about my luck with the ladies, which was non-existent. Then he suggested that since neither of us ... Read full Story
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Big Dick Alessia Visits Dallas
Alessia Hung Mature MILF travels to visit a Big Dicked Man and his Sexy Household If you like Transexuals, big cocks, bondage, BBWs, big clits, deep throat, fisting, 69, ass fucking, sounding, piercing, cum swallowing and big loads this story is for you. If not don't bother reading. If you fav... Read full Story
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I met a guy in the nightclub and I didn't tell him I was Trans
I’d worn an absolutely killer dress just to make sure I got what I was looking for that night. Dancing under the lights I could feel eyes all over me, and as the evening progressed men became bolder and bolder about approaching. This one was athletic, sexy and had all the right dance moves, at least... Read full Story
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TG Girlfriend moves in
Monday morning 6:00 am and I am just awakening, and I realize a naked body beside me has her arm around me, we are both naked. My wife Lydia is out of town to a seminar, and this adorable brunette perky tits and lovely eyebrows, beautiful lips slightly pink, sleeping beside me. Joanne and I had spen... Read full Story
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First time in Key West
I've always been fascinated by shemales.  Aside from having an overall appreciation for how the male member in general functions and, when properly stimulated, pulses and pumps...cum spewing from the tip.  I've watched any number of webcam shows where guys jerk off.  And yeah, I've wa... Read full Story
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The best blowjob I ever gave
Back in 2010 or so I was living in the south(USA). I was a frequenter of Craigslist and other sites to hook up with prostitutes, shemale, Ts, and men. I was doing errands on the weekend and was checking on my phone for craigslist ad's and found one that was a little different. This woman had not pu... Read full Story
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Alessia Travestita Hung Mature Blonde British Porn Star
Alessia Travestita Hung Mature Blonde British Porn Star If you like Transexuals, big cocks, bondage, domination, deep throat, fisting, spit roast, 69, ass fucking, cum swallowing and big loads this story is for you. If not don’t bother reading. If you like my story please leave comments and ... Read full Story
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Beryl's birthday suit
I tried on my sister's panties when I was 12. They looked so cute, so sexy.. I couldn't help myself. I tucked my dick between my legs and pulled them over my hips, delicately positioning them just like a girl. They felt yummy! When I saw the shiny, lacy pink briefs in the mirror - snug, flat pu... Read full Story
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A Virgin Crossdresser
I was newly turned 18 never even kissed a girl let alone had sex. I had been crossdressing for about a year and had stumbled upon a site called tvchix which where I spent my nights in chat looking and getting an insight into what this world could offer. Bit of background I had named my alter eg... Read full Story
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Amber
The summer after high school I moved into this cheap hotel downtown. I'd been working in the mailroom for a large company, and really needed to get my own place, but I didn't have much money. I also wanted to have more time to play dress up. It was an old building that had seen better days. I ha... Read full Story
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HypnoSissy Partie 2
DEVENIR CUM SLUT Une fois habillé et James parti, Rose demanda: "Vous êtes-vous amusé?" Je hochai la tête. "Oui, bien que je me sente un peu gay." Rose secoua la tête. "Brian," gay "est juste un mot, comme" lesbienne ", ou" faggot "ou" gouine ". J'ai mangé la chatte et demandé aux filles... Read full Story
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That girl with long cock
She opens the door and says hello and as I walked in this dim lit room with smells of candles and perfume in the air. It put my body at ease. She closes the door and immeditaley she says your mine now. She stood tall 6ft1 long dark tan legs wrapped in sexy pink fishnet stockings that ran from th... Read full Story
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My story, more or less pt.2
So there I was, a boy with a desire. (Refer to pt.1 for context) A few months went by from the "initiation" and I've progressed quite a bit I have switched from shemale porn to femboy porn, to relate to the main characters more. I have also scoured every closet in desperate search f... Read full Story
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First fuck in public ;)
You’re only wearing a coat, I find a place where, I can kiss you then slide my hand between the flaps of your coat. I expose your breasts and slide my hand down across your tummy down to your pussy. My fingers start to explore your soft bush, working there way to your soft pink lips surrounding your... Read full Story
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My Start
In the beginning, when I was younger and trying out my sexuality and starting to understand what I wanted and liked and craved and needed, I played with boys and girls. But in short order, I decided I wanted something in between. Which is how I would find myself sneaking into clubs in Manhattan in t... Read full Story
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ACROSS THE STREET AND TWO DOORS DOWN by Spanky de Bautumn
Jamie knew he was different. He didn’t fit in with the other boys, but he didn’t feel like he fit in with the girls either, he just knew he was different. He wasn’t into dolls or balls. He was the smallest boy in his class and more than half the girls outweighed him. But the one thing he had going f... Read full Story
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Sissie Slut's Windows of Womanhood
I flash back to my first time with a grownup adult at the tender age of16 . I was so nervous now that we were here in the motel room. I was nervous for so many reasons. I lied to my family and told them I was staying at a friend’s house. Instead, I'm here with Mr. Joey in a motel room and he was my... Read full Story
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Horny Writing A Strange Habit
I enjoy watching videos which I can Vicariously live. This is nothing more than my horny hobby, an amalgamation of various thoughts. My form of hands free edging. Spell checked only, "No I haven't proof read a first draft, not trying to publish masterful works here." Hope to hear from those w... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 12
We woke up many hours later, still intertwined, my morning wood throbbing as Ellie slid inside my panties and wrapped her hand around it. This was a much better way to wake up than usual, and we proceeded to have a really relaxed slow fuck. She reached a much more low key orgasm but I knew I wouldn’... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 03
XtinaSmith2017 Ash looked himself over in his bedroom mirror critically, finding himself oddly self-conscious about his looks. He had been texting Laura all throughout the day and they had agreed that dressing pretty casual would draw the least suspicion, so he had. He wore a simple patterned ... Read full Story
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The Interview
The Interview By Sabrina G. Langton *** 'A crossdresser goes on an interview in lots of pink, of course she gets the job' 'Author's note, just a quick little story with some really graphic sex, and a little tiny moral. I hope YOU like it.' *** "Okay, sit, sit, let's get started. S... Read full Story
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I was backstage giving blowjobs at a transsexual beauty pageant
I was backstage giving blowjobs at a transsexual beauty pageant I had this neighbor, who cross-dressers on weekends for a LGBT club. She invited me to an annual transsexual beauty pageant. Beautiful slutty shemales competing to be the official beauty queen for the club. She happens to be hosti... Read full Story
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Chicago TG Romance (part 2)
As you must read part one of this story, one of the most interesting and attractive T-girls I have met is sleeping beside me in my motel room after a wonderful evening of being together. Beth awakened around 4am and got up to go to the bathroom. She was brushing her teeth and heard me stirring, I di... Read full Story
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SUMMER VACATION by Spanky de Bautumn
In our house, it was a well-known secret that my mother kept her change in the top drawer of her dresser. The same drawer she kept her slips, chemises, panties, and all other satin, nylon, or lacy ladies undergarments. During the summer, my brother and I would run to that wondrous drawer when... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 07
Opening my eyes I struggled a little as the residual cum on my face from last night’s show hadn’t been fully wiped off, I felt the dry and crusty leftovers crinkle on my skin, but couldn’t help but smile to myself as I remembered how it had got there. The intensity of that orgasm had been on another... Read full Story
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Shemale fantasy with female squirting
I just finished my mornig coffee at the breakfast bar in the kitchen when the door beel rung. My wife opened the doo and it was one of her hot friends. She invited her to sit at the bar beside me and serve her a coffee. Right before she gives her the coffe she slips something into the brew. Her ... Read full Story
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Becoming a Chrissy - Chapter 1
I always knew I was a little sissy slut. When I was ten, I took a pair of my mommy’s panties to try on. It was a hot pink G-string that my petite mother must have worn when she was ready to get fucked by my daddy. It was just the right size to cover my prepubescent clitty and also stretch through my... Read full Story
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My First Visit to a CD Sex Club
Feb 16 Time off work booked, nice new wig, false nails & lashes, & a nice new sexy red bra & panties from Ann Summers & I'm all ready for a fab day at Happy Mondays @ lovejoys on the 22nd. I'm really looking forward to meeting SuzieStern & all the other girls. Its been way too long since I last m... Read full Story
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Florida TG Experience
I had known Jan from High School, we always had an attraction for each other but were dating someone else or married at the time. Jan had actually married a friend of mine and I was envious of course. She at that time had sandy blonde hair, and a body to die for. One evening we had them over for dr... Read full Story
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Making A Man Out Of Tommy
I have two good friends, Brad and Matt who are actually my fuck buddies. Both of them travel for work, so they tend to be gone a couple of months at a time. I have a key to their apartment, so I can let myself in for sex when they are home and to bring in the mail when they are not. I also get to us... Read full Story
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Three In A Day
Clara felf especially slutty today. She briefly gazed at her long legs shimmered in the smooth, silky black stockings, and black patent leather pumps as she pressed the gas pedal of her car. Her olive skin and black wig were set off by the brightest shade of red lipstick she could find. Driving d... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch6
In the morning I decided to give the running a miss and do a long session with the DVD, my legs had become a little sore and tight so some extra stretches and yoga would really help. I once again surprised myself with how much more flexible I had become, the plug still in my ass giving me occasional... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 10
As the sun beamed in through a gap in the curtains my now familiar morning wood strained at the silk of my nightwear. How was it that no matter how hard I came the night before it would wake up eager and ready to go. As had become customary my mind would be filled with the events of the previous nig... Read full Story
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The Big Mature Shemale Next Door
The Big Mature Shemale Next Door SugarandSalt "Please can I just wear my old swimming trunks?" Warren begged. "No!" his mom yelled back from the other room. "Barbara purchased that for you. It was expensive so you better remember to thank her." Warren looked at himself in the full length mir... Read full Story
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The Girl Next Door Ch. 02
derezzed Chapter 2 – Taking the Next Step Into Depravity Michael hardly got any sleep that night. When he did his dreams were filled with images of Jenny and her large penis. He tossed and turned in frustration. As he rolled over for what felt like the thousandth time he was blinded by the s... Read full Story
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My new Life with Pat
Hello All, With Pat we have been quite a long time without publishing our real life stories. We have had a great and amazing change. Few months ago and after several discussion Pat told me she would like my slave and to be be submited in a full BDSM relationship. After the first surprize i ... Read full Story
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My best friend turned trans.....so I fucked him - Part 1
Theres a bit of history to this one so strap in! I started hanging out with this group of kids in my area when I was 12 years old, we did all the typical stuff you can imagine young kids getting up to (played football, chased girls etc...) over the years I became really good friends with one of the ... Read full Story
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How I sucked my first shemale cock
It was the beginning of the year 2023, in January, three days after New Year's Eve. I was driving home in the morning from a party 100 miles away from my hometown. On the highway, after going half the distance, I received a notification from my dating app, and I was like, "Oh, a new match", I'll che... Read full Story
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The Chronicles of Drodge Mallea
Drodge awoke feeling fuzzy headed and stiff. Actually, "awoke" wasn't quite right -- "came to was more like it. She sat up in the lavishly furnished boudoir, stretching her athletic 6-foot frame as she did. Running a hand though her short, thick copper locks, she slipped out of the... Read full Story
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Becoming Zoe
My soon to be wife Annie had taken a job out of town and I only saw her every two weeks or so. I was so missing her. She and I had become long distance lovers. She was scheduled for a flight home on Friday night. I was going to pick up her son Zakk from his dorm and the two of us were going to p... Read full Story
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The Audition
New York City wasn't a bad palce to be back then. I was a student working at an office job and doing what I enjoyed. That was being a musician. Lots of weekend and night gigs at cocktail parties, lounges and so on. There were a few pianists I worked for as standing time-keeper ( bass play... Read full Story
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Taking Ricky's Cherry
My work has me traveling all over the US and if you have read any of my previous stuff then you might have figured out that I have a major cougar streak. I just love being the first T gurl to a sexually inexperienced young guy. I was bored and horny in the hotel room, so I logged into a gay dating s... Read full Story
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A Tribute Story from Steve
Victoria I arrive at your place and knock on the door, the door opens a little and i say hi its steve from flickr and the door opens and i step into your place. I turn to look round and am greeted by the sight of you dressed in your black lingerie set. I kneel down in front of you and kiss your ... Read full Story
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Amy and the Straight Jocks PT1
Only a couple close friends knew for sure and most others knew it as just a rumor. Amy dressed and lived life as a girl like she had since the start of high school when she moved from a new town. The jocks would laugh and whisper to each other when she walked by debating if the rumors were true. Co... Read full Story
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Used in a hotel room
This is a recurring fantasy I have about being used in a hotel room. I’m working on making this a reality but for now this will have to do. I travel a lot for work and end up in many cities across the world. Usually I am out and exploring bars and restaurants. Always ends with me jerking off alo... Read full Story
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Recap of my day today
For reference, I've been emailing this guy for over 6 years and every time we tried to meet, something would always get in the way. Until today. He knocked on the door and I cracked it open and walked toward the island in the kitchen. He came in and said hello and I replied hello back. He complem... Read full Story
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TV loving cock
Sorry I didn't keep you posted on Saturday night, but I was sorta busy being my usual slutty self. Story to follow: I talked to a guy on megaphone. He works as a night security guard at a big office building on the edge of town. He is there all by himself in this huge, mostly vacant building, in ... Read full Story
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Allison is Born
What a wonderful day this is. This is the first day of my new life but before that I should give you some history about me. My name is Allison, I am a 24 year old male that lives in a small town in Ohio. My father died when I was very young and I was raised by my mother. I guess you could say I am i... Read full Story
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Satin Blowjob
I was soooo horny. One of my ultimate fantasies was coming true; I was in her bedroom... she was supposed to be away for the weekend and I had found my way into her walk in wardrobe. I couldn't help but take my clothes off. I had then run my fingers across all of her outfits hanging up. From her ... Read full Story
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The Best Of Both Worlds
The best of both worlds Sandra Grosset climbed out of her bath, and began drying herself off with a huge fluffy bath towel. She had a big date with Greg, and she was really looking forward to it. Greg understood her, not only understood, but was very eager to fuck her. She had been spurned b... Read full Story
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How Sia Shemale Pune fucked me ...
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Whoops, I fucked my bosses son! Real story, written by a tgirl
Normally I never would have entertained the idea of sleeping with a co-worker but when I saw my boss’s son for the first time, that idea quickly went out the window. It wasn't like I didn't think about fucking my co-workers, I did… in fact, I would leave work some days leaking with precum from the v... Read full Story
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