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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag 2: At the Apartment
This is Part 2 to the article I wrote called "Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club." In that story I explained how I am 41 but look, feel and sound younger, that I shave myself smooth and like dressing in gurly panties and other female clothes to be a sissy femboy for older guys. A guy I met on ... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club
"Can you wear a dress tonight?" "I can't crossdress in public, I'm not 'out' and don't want to be seen that way." "That's okay. We're going to a gay-only club that has a drag queen show tonight, so you'd fit right in." "Cool, but I'll have to change when we get there." "Awesome! See you tonight!... Read full Story
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How A straight tatted white guy turned me out to a femboy
So I met this straight white guy on an app (wont say) hes tatted a bit thuggish and likes black femboys I noticed. At that time in my life I really didnt embrace being femme I was kinda in the middle doing the cute gay twink boy thing. He didnt mind me presenting male he did like black guys or femme... Read full Story
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The Mocha Club... A Wife's Awakening
Fran had spent a restless evening in her hotel room, flicking through the channels on the television, finishing the large glass of red that room service had brought her and writing up the actions from the client meeting earlier that day. Now she was bored. It didn't help that the hotel her manager h... Read full Story
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Dancing at a trans club by chance
I'm working part-time at a trans club these days, but I'm still only working on serving. But by chance, the boss suggested that I try dancing on the pole dance stage in the center of the club. I was embarrassed because I was not good at dancing, but people around me suggested me to dance once,... Read full Story
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Mike der Pfleger
Mike der Pfleger Vorwort: Es handelt sich hierbei um meine allererste 'Sexgeschichte' die ich schreibe. Meine Schreibkunst befindet sich gelinde gesagt auf Amateurniveau. Die Geschichte ist frei erfunden und entspringt rein aus meinem perversen Gedankengut. Ganz nach dem Motto: 'Geschmäcker si... Read full Story
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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story of Jojo
Some find it confusing of who i am or what i am, including me. i found some kind of definition: femboy A young boy who presents extensive feminine mannerisms and actions often blurring the line between a boy and a girl. Can be confused with a cross dresser, but it usually refers to boys at v... Read full Story
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How I Became His Office Fucktoy
Until this job ended last year, every day at my lunch break I would service one of my many Daddies in his office in the building where I worked. He'd always slip me a few bucks, a $20 or even $50 afterwards, not as a payment for sex, but as a "tip" "for all the hard work you do here," he says. I wor... Read full Story
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Adventure with a Couple
A friend of mine, who thinks that i lead an exciting sex life (okay, i DO, lol) has asked me to relate an incident from my experience where i had a session with a couple. So, R, here goes. i guess i should relate a bit about myself, so that you understand how this affair took place. i am a 41 yea... Read full Story
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SOUS LA DIRECTION DE MAMAN
Jaime n'avait jamais eu beaucoup de chance avec les filles du lycée. C'était venu et reparti, et maintenant il en profitait un l'été dernier avant de partir à l'université avec sa virginité intacte. Ce n'était pas vraiment sa faute, il n'était pas un crétin ou un crétin, c'est juste que la vie et la... Read full Story
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Towel Boi: Heading to Work
“Goddamn, white boi! You got the best fuckin’ ass,” declared the father of two. His steel manly form perspired as he moved hard into the bottom. “Look at all that butt shake! Twerk it for me, baby boi!” “Yes, sir,” cooed Kasey, gyrating rhythmically. “Hell yeah! It’s like fucking two big ol’ ma... Read full Story
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The Farm
“See you Sunday, baby,” said Marcus Jenkins to his wife, Tasha. “Alright! Have a good day at work,” the wireless phone company retail store manager smiled. “Love you, Kobe! Love you, Tiara,” the wastewater plant operator said to his offspring. “Love you, too, daddy,” the youngsters rang out in un... Read full Story
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HE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS TRANS...
I'd worn an absolutely killer dress just to make sure I got what I was looking for that night. Dancing under the lights I could feel eyes all over me, and as the evening progressed men became bolder and bolder about approaching. This one was athletic, sexy and had all the right dance moves, at least... Read full Story
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from sub to dom with ex hard man
i met this ex hard man in a club and he took me home to fuck me hard all over the place , he was a brute and so manly with a massive cock . i used and abused me till i decided to swicth on him and make him my bitch and use him .... Read full Story
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Eromenon vs mature whore
An eromenon for a mature whore When I looked up to see whose mannequin hands was serving my, I was surprised to find a girly-boy: ‘Something else,’ (s)he smiled, dragging his/her long, colourless varnished fingers across the tablecloth. I couldn't hold myself: ‘You've got the most beautiful ... Read full Story
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Fancy dress party
Living near the coast, there are quite a few caravan/camping sites near us,Every new year me my wife and friends go out in fancy dress to one of the parks that has a great club house, Usually I go as Batman, a Centurion, things like that but last year my wife suggested we all go out dressed as Frenc... Read full Story
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He Could Have R*ped Me!
This guy was so big, taller than me and I'm 6 feet, and bigger, not fat, just right for his big size, and I am so skinny, except for my tummy, that he could have pinned me down and forced himself onto and into me against my will, and no matter how much I'd struggle with him and fight back, he could ... Read full Story
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Part 2..My First time (Cont).
Part 2. I remember asking Andy if being made love to would hurt me, (note I said made love to and not being fucked) and he said it would hurt the first time but after that it should be ok so I asked him to make love to me. He asked me what position I would like and I replied I had no idea as this w... Read full Story
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The Experience of a Lifetime
My divorce was hitting me really hard. My wife outgrew our relationship and started living her own life and I had a front row seat to everything. My heart and life was upside down. I didn’t go out anymore. Friends and family both told me it was time to get my life back on track and start living ... Read full Story
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the start of what to cum
I responded to an ad on Craigslist from some guy asking for help to move some furniture. He was paying pretty well and, after I practically laughed at him for asking if I could lift the furniture, he agreed to have me over to get it done. We moved everything around for what felt like hours, often mo... Read full Story
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MY BOSS. PART 1
MY BOSS. PART 1 A story by emilio anaya girl lover with penis. I was new in the job. I had wanted so much to work in that company. it was my first day at work and I wanted to make a good impression. The induction was in charge of my boss, a beautiful woman. She is tall and slim, blonde ha... Read full Story
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j'adore raconter ma vie...
Ce premier jet (sans jeu de mots) n'est pas à vrai dire une histoire, mais juste un texte de présentation. Je suis un mec, ou une femme ratée, ou un androgyne, je ne sais pas exactement...pas un mâle en tous cas dans le sens poils, barbe muscles...je n'aime pas les hommes, j'aime les filles, d'aille... Read full Story
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je m'introduis....
peut-on écrire juste pour soi, sans imaginer un lecteur ou bien une lectrice, confortable dans son canapé, ses belles cuisses haut croisées, une bretelle qui a glissé découvrant le haut d'un sein, les lèvres humides entrouvertes par l'attention qu'elle porte au bouquin qu'elle tient négligemennet e... Read full Story
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Minha primeira experiencia CD REAL [PORTUGUESE]
Não é uma ficção, essa é a minha história de verdade. Primeiramente, como toda história desse tipo, vou me descrever. Sou branquinha, 1,73 de altura, 60kg, magrelinha, meu corpo e rosto são um pouco femininos mas não tenho atitudes afeminadas, sou mais andrógeno do que femboy, olhos e cabelos casta... Read full Story
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Minha segunda experiência como CD [PORTUGUESE]
Olá, antes de mais nada quero avisar que minhas histórias são verdadeiras e que eu me descrevi na minha primeira história, por isso não o farei novamente. Minha segunda experiência aconteceu 6 meses depois da primeira, não disse qual idade eu tinha na época, então vou dizer agora, nessa história ... Read full Story
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MY CONFESSION
MY CONFESSION Story of Emilio Anaya, lover of girls with penis. I have that to do a confession. I hope you keep the secret, please be my confessional today. I love T-Girls, Shemales, Tranny, Ladyboy, Femboy, Transvestite, Transsexual, girls with penis. Just by saying it, I have taken a weight ... Read full Story
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How I Became Chrissy the Caged Sissy
I am a sissy, or femboy, or tgurl, or shemale? Well either way I like wearing female clothes and being treated like a girl, especially in the bedroom, and now I also like being locked up in a chastity cage that I wear 24/7 now. This is the story of how I became a caged sissy: "Put it on and ... Read full Story
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K*dnapped & R*ped
"You're nothing but a tease, a flirt, you just like to play around and lead guys on," someone messaged me on the swinger site I'm on called AdultFriendFinder. "No," I replied, "I have actually hooked up with guys I met here, I am just very busy." And that is the truth. I work a full-time job and ... Read full Story
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Need A New Keyholder/Daddy
I get an erotic thrill off of the thought of another man "owning" my body and having control over my sexual pleasure. I enjoy having my boyclitty, my cock, locked up in a chastity cage; it represses my erections, hides my cock so I rarely see it, and denies me any of that little sexual pleasure of t... Read full Story
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CD/TS Shemale Chrissy Fucked On the Ranch
I met John on the swinger site AdultFriendFinder. He was everything I was looking for: old, in his late 60s, and not rich, but financially stable and independent, owning a ranch that has been in his family for generations. Maybe he could become the Sugar Daddy I am looking for? I am a shaved-smooth ... Read full Story
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Santa & Mrs. Claus
In my story called "Santa Likes Fembois" here I explained that I discovered that last Christmas when Santa Claus visited my house then made me suck on his cock before fucking my boypussy. He also gave me an actual present: a winning lottery ticket. Well, with that multi-million dollar winning ticket... Read full Story
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MA FEMME MON PARTENAIRE
Jerry n'arrivait pas à croire que cela faisait six semaines depuis cette nuit redoutée que sa femme rentrait tôt de son jeu de cartes habituel du jeudi soir avec les filles et l'avait surpris dans cet acte terrible. Comment avait-il pu être si stupide et laisser cela se produire si facilement ? C... Read full Story
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Mi primera vez
Mi primera vez, fue hermoso, un familiar que esta buenísimo, me dió mi primera vez. Guiandome de forma salvaje y desenfrenada, mientras metia su jugosa verdad en mi apretado culo. Follamos horas, y me corria orgásmica mente con cada arremetida, ya no era capaz de sentir las piernas. Cuando el alf... Read full Story
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My transition
Yes I have a wife. We've been married for 8 years and I told her about my passion for crossdressing and how parents were dressing me up after just a few months of dating her. She liked how I looked in panties but didn't like to be around when I was fully dressed. But time went by and she opened up t... Read full Story
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LA FEMME CONVERTIT SON MARI
Je m'appelle Tony et je mesure 5'8 ", ne pèse que 58 kilogrammes, sans graisse corporelle et un chiffre pour lequel la plupart des filles tueraient selon toutes les filles que je connais. J'ai un teint olive et je bronze très bien, J'ai les cheveux bruns courts et les yeux couleur noisette. Je suis ... Read full Story
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The formidable weapon of women
five ears of marriage, my desire for my wife having greatly diminished, she decided to take control of my sexuality. A female association transformed her in a few months into a perfect dominatrix both physically and cerebrally. Every night before bed, she approaches me, dressed in a latex comb... Read full Story
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L'arme redoutable des femmes,
Au fil des ans, ma femme s'est décidée à prendre le contrôle de ma sexualité en voyant que je n'avais plus de désir pour elle. Une association féminine l'a formé en quelques mois à devenir une dominatrice zélée. Au fil des mois, je suis devenu son soumis à la maison. Chaque soir, elle vient m... Read full Story
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Las Vegas Swingers
It had been over 6 months since I seriously dated someone, and I was getting depressed and in a rut. I had directed my attention to my work and it kept me from feeling sad about my loss of someone I almost married. I had met a transsexual girl that absolutely adored, but she was tragically killed. (... Read full Story
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A Night of Lust
I was out at a night club with a few friends, and we were there for for a while before I noticed this sexy, rather short girl across from me at the bar looking over. I could tell, even from this distance that there was something special about her, I wasn’t sure what that was quite yet though. The mo... Read full Story
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PRIS DANS UNE NOUVELLE VIE
C'était mardi soir, ce qui signifiait que Lena se préparait pour son cours d'aérobic. Bien qu'elle ne travaillait pas, elle était certainement occupée à construire et à maintenir une vie sociale et à faire en général les choses qu'elle voulait. Il n'y avait pas un jour où Lena n'avait pas fait qu... Read full Story
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My day after forced feminization - fetish
My typical day starts with getting dressed in one of my favorite outfits. Short minidress, thigh highs, thongs, a corset and 6 inch Stilettos. I started wearing a corset to get my waist tighter and transition too the perfect hourglass figure. After Breakfast typically one of my wife's friends stop... Read full Story
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My first incredible CD experience
Following my experience with Gloria I hooked up with some other shemales. The experiences were good, but nothing worth writing about...that is until I met Andrea. While on one of my typical business trips I visited a local drag club a few towns over. It was a very clean place and since it was a Frid... Read full Story
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Jennifer's first taste of cum
This is another in a long of line of true stories about my crossdressing experiences. This encounter happened back in the 90s. It was Saturday night and I was on the road to the Queen Mary in Studio City. For those of you who were into the scene back then, you know what a happening place the Mary... Read full Story
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Gay friend of my brothers
As I mentioned in previous stories, my brothers met Adrian at university, he was studying nursing, he was in the same year as my brother and they were studying one or another subject together, Adrian has brown skin, green eyes, his short Chinese hair He has a slim body, he was 1.69 tall, his nose is... Read full Story
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Not your usual birthday present
So here we go again “Happy Birthday” to me, at 51 it’s not that great really it’s just a reminder your getting older!! Anyway here I am 51 having an absolute ball and fulfilling my wildest dreams, Justina likes being out of the closest and loooooves cock.. So for her birthday she hopes someone has ... Read full Story
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LA NOUVELLE VIE
Mon histoire commence très normalement, un samedi soir, des amis et moi nous sommes retrouvés dans un club de style de vie alternatif local en ville. Nous nous sommes amusés, avons pris quelques verres et nous nous sommes amusés avec quelques filles comme moi, même si elles n'avaient aucune idée que... Read full Story
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DEVENIR CASSIE
L'argent était difficile à trouver dans notre foyer. Être l'aînée de quatre enfants et ma mère étant une mère célibataire mettent nos ressources à rude épreuve. Nous avons rarement eu de l'argent supplémentaire dans notre famille à dépenser pour des choses comme manger au restaurant ou aller au ciné... Read full Story
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The Story of Stephanie (Chapter 8)
Here I was, single, living alone and loving life. I liked to make sure I had a good time as much as possible, cos I knew one day I'd settle down. But I made sure I took full advantage of my single life. One Saturday night, I was out with a friend for a few drinks. We decided to head to a club. We we... Read full Story
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A Raging Inferno In Phoenix
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Masturbation fantasies: Amanda, queen of the peep show
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SISSY AWAKENING ⚧️ ⚧️
"Hey bébé, quand est-ce que tu rentres à la maison?" le message texte bourdonnait doucement. Sortant discrètement le téléphone de ma poche, je tape "Même heure que d'habitude, juste après 5 heures, pourquoi... quoi de neuf ?" C'est mon amante Sarah, ma meilleure amie et une femme que je connai... Read full Story
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A new start in life
“In life, finding a voice is speaking and living the truth. Each of you is an original. Each of you has a distinctive voice. When you find it, your story will be told. You will be heard.” John, living outside Boston, being your average accountant working with Gillette, had gone through a messy di... Read full Story
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I meet my new Mistress for the first time
I was feeling excited about and looking forward to Friday night. The reason for this was that I intended to dress up as my alter ego, Tania Harvey, and to go for a night out to a club nearby that is popular with TG’s, TV’s and other like minded people. I took a lot of care and attention over the way... Read full Story
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Lockdown 2020 - the lost Year
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your bride to be
Good morning Michael, I loved the story you wrote for me All girls want to be a bride for a day. I wonder if it is practical to do this as I would like to. Fantasies are nice but are really only worth having if you can make them happen or if the opportunity arises. A mock vicar would be qu... Read full Story
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