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Sexual fantasies on tiptoes
Sexual Fantasy on tiptoes when I was a teenager, I began to like live female gymnastics and ballet, and I had a good feeling about the posture of women straightening their toes and leaning their heads back, my intuition tells me that this is what happens when a woman has an orgasm, and as an adult I... Read full Story
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Karen, My School Teacher Part 4
Meeting my other teacher By FoxyHosed Next morning as I woke up, I jumped in my clothes and got myself a coffee, and went to school. I got in 15 minutes early because I didn't want to run into Karen. As I entered the door to the school, I saw some of my classmates. I thought the coast was clea... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch4
It was the morning after the night before, and as I stretched under the bedsheets, a smile spread across my face. Remembering last night’s events, I felt myself stir a little and pressure from the panties I had on adding to the arousal. It has been a while since I had morning wood after a big show, ... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch5
I was jolted out of my sleep by the phone on my bedside table vibrating, bleary eyed I picked it up and saw a message from the couriers that a package would be delivered today around 4pm. The realisation that this was the package I had been waiting for and I could finally wear something else in my s... Read full Story
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My Afternoon With Venus - Part II
My mind was still spinning from the out of this world cock sucking I'd just experienced at the expert lips of my exotic little doll as she led me by the hand into her bedroom. Her pink summer dress was draped down onto her waist so now it was only just covering her cute little derriere. As I wa... Read full Story
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I and the old man's story 后面中文
I am from Chongqing, a boy who loves his father. When I was young, my neighbor aunt always said I looked like my sister, like a beautiful girl. At that time, my family was relatively poor. My Sister, my parents, and my family of four lived in public rental housing of less than 30 square meters. Star... Read full Story
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Becoming addicted to her she-cock
"I'm going to make you a very happy woman tonight when I slowly but firmly slide my long, thick, hard she-cock all the way up your tight virgin ass tonight baby" Alma whispered in my ear as we left the bar I had ?mistakenly? stumbled into. I shuddered with both fear & a bit excitement. I don't why ... Read full Story
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the orgiastic fever of a trans-milf
Simulating a woman, or the orgiastic fever of a trans-milf It's been two months since I moved to the megapolis, where I've discovered several places where the third gender goes. One of my first explorations was a huge lingerie shop in a MALL; I wanted to buy some sexy stuff without being noticed ... Read full Story
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Asian Crossdresser - How My Crossdressing Journey Began
My name is Patrick (Pat) Young and I was in Hong Kong. It all started when I was 5 years old. I was an innocent and naive boy, who had no idea the difference between boys and girls. I thought the differences were that girls had long hair and they wore skirts. When girls grew up, women were sh... Read full Story
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Alone at home
Living with my religious parents didn't provide many opportunities to spend time alone to enjoy myself. Only openings I found where, when showering, and occasionally when my parents travel, though that was not very often. I shared my room with my lil siblings, and since they were young and curious, ... Read full Story
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Fucking A Cute Asian CD
I've always wanted to fuck a cute young tranny. I love their femininity - those gorgeous gurl bodies and the way they are into the lifestyle. Such a turn-on. I pulled my cock out of my boy Kevin the other night and the two of us collapsed in a heap, satisfied with what we'd just done. As we lay in... Read full Story
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Fucked by indonesian ladyboys
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Philippines vacation with a Dominant Big Cock Ladyboy (Part II)
Please read the initial story to get proper context. I spent a 9-day vacation in the Philippines with a sexy and super sweet 34-year old Filipina Ladyboy I met online and developed a relationship with before traveling to meet her. It was the first and only time to visit the Philippines. Less t... Read full Story
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It Started by Waxing and Ended Up Something Else
The Best sex I ever had? With a 29 year old female about 7 years ago, (2017) Her alleged name was Ashlee, How did I know her? For about 3 years I was paying for a total body etc. professional waxing, with Karen who had a business in Lincoln. People have not lived until they have gone through... Read full Story
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Being Shemale
Every night I wear make up and dress up in a sexy lingerie. I stand in my balcony late night trying to lure men and women driving on the road. Last night a truck driver stopped near my house to inspect his vehicle. During his inspection he suddenly saw a long legged booty women in the balcony inf... Read full Story
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Little cock convention
They came from all over the nation to downtown LA convention center. It was the "Little Cock Convention" I watched as men from all races and status came in. Sometimes they came with their wives,friends,Mistresses,lovers, or even their boyfriends. I was on Guard duty and walking the conven... Read full Story
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First Time With a Shemale Part 2
"WOW" I thought to myself "I'm gonna fuck a hot Asian hooker for free!"...She took out my cock and started playing with it, "I love your cock babe,mmm I want it in my mouth" and she slowly started sucking on it. Now back in the days I wasn't much of an expert, but that ... Read full Story
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sissygurl
Sissygurl development A true sissy always wants to always look as sexy and desirable as possible and with a body that looks fabulous in your sexy sissy outfits so you will be super motivated to stay sleek and slim. Now let’s talk make-up. Besides the essential stuff to have in your make-up kit... Read full Story
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The reason why I became a crossdresser
At first, I was just a straight and ordinary boy who was into sexy lingerie, stockings and heels. But one day, I suddenly thought that I wanted to try on my mom's panties, stockings, and high heels. So I did it. It was so excited and I started to get addicted to cross-dressing. Before dres... Read full Story
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Big Cock Heaven
This story is written from the Shemale's point of view. "Jane" is based on a real Transgender woman from California & my friend. She gave me the outline of a meeting she had with "Janardhan." ***** My name is Jane and I am a natural red head blue eyed 34 year old T... Read full Story
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Making A Man Out Of Tommy
I have two good friends, Brad and Matt who are actually my fuck buddies. Both of them travel for work, so they tend to be gone a couple of months at a time. I have a key to their apartment, so I can let myself in for sex when they are home and to bring in the mail when they are not. I also get to us... Read full Story
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Getting Fucked by Sasquatch
Bill was about to show up, I had known him from a chat room for years now. I was in his town for work and we had set up this date so we could finally meet each other. I heard a hard knock at the door and when I swung it open, I just stood there in awe. It wasn’t the big beard or really long hair tha... Read full Story
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My first time crossdressing with a man
It was Christmas night 2016 and I had gone out to the bar with a few friends. Came home a little tipsy and very horny! I rushed to my room, took off all my clothes and put on a very sexy, slutty outfit (black lace thong with matching bra, a blue sweater, black mini-skirt, and black knee high boots) ... Read full Story
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My first time getting a big cock in my ass
I got talking with a relatively local guy, much older than us, but had a thick 8.5" uncut cock, which was perfect for what I wanted to watch enter my Mrs. Our messages went something like this... Me "Did you want to meet up first?" Him "If you want" Me "We'll chat about a plan, then I'll... Read full Story
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My new Experience with Amy Cute Shemale in Pune
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Big cock shemale from Pune, India
I just saw her profile on Planet Romeo, her name is ID is Kaynat / Muskan. I saw her photos and got attracted to her. I am always a big fan and lover of Shemales or TS. I called her and fixed appointment by negotiating with her for 2500 INR. I went to meet her, she stays in a condominium in ... Read full Story
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Chicago TG Romance (part 3)
It is Sunday morning, just barely dawn and I have just spent the weekend with the most amazing girl. You know when everything clicks and it seems that at first you have met the person you want to spend time with and share with. Beth was standing at the glass windows full length and the sun was just ... Read full Story
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trans=demic
Trans-demic Chinese Flu Sam Wong read the email from Josh Epstein, the partner in charge of the fiendishly complicated real estate deal that had consumed the last three months of their lives. “You’re going to have to close this deal without me. I’m sick as a dog, and my wife just called an ambu... Read full Story
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Am I gay?
Please help me. I'm confused and unsure if I am gay. I feel so ashamed of myself. I don't want to be gay but I was molested by my neighbors at 6 years old and from then on I would wear my mom's panties or sniff my sisters while masturbating. Cumming would always make me feel guilty for what I have d... Read full Story
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Manusha sleeping with a bank manager for loan approval
The incident of this story is almost 5 years old and this happened between me and a bank manager in a leading nationalized bank and you know for what he was demanding a favor from me? Hehehe.. That’s in the story..! This was in 2015 when I applied for a personal loan from one of the leading nati... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch1
Back in January 2020 I guess I was lucky, I did have a regular job although the pay was miserable and I did have my own place. On my wage all I could afford was a miserable bedsit in a neglected part of town, but on the upside I didn’t have to flat share and it worked well enough for me. The west... Read full Story
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Emily's First Daddy
This is a story how a curious male can become a sissy slut seemingly overnight. So I was in an online adult chat just talking with random people and happened to mentioned where I live. Then all of sudden, I got a message from a man calling himself bear daddy. He introduced himself and said he was ... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch2
How had I ended up in this situation? Sure I was going to need to make ends meet, but I could find a normal job couldn’t I? was I this desperate? Perhaps desperate wasn’t the right word, just over a month ago I had started out camming as a bit of fun, to maybe make a few pounds while I masturbated, ... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch6
In the morning I decided to give the running a miss and do a long session with the DVD, my legs had become a little sore and tight so some extra stretches and yoga would really help. I once again surprised myself with how much more flexible I had become, the plug still in my ass giving me occasional... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 09
As per my previous mornings recently, I stirred and rubbed the sleep from my eyes, that delicious feeling of my silk night ware stretching over my taught nipples and my morning wood throbbing in its lace enclosure. The urge to touch myself was palpable, it seemed no matter how hard I came the night ... Read full Story
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Awesome day at class =)
Sooo i'm in college. and one of my professors is really hot. he's older but looks like he's in his 30's. anyway, every single day in class i would notice his huge bulge under his pants and just couldn't help but wonder =P so i figured, hey maybe i should start flirting with ... Read full Story
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My Afternoon With Venus - Part I
It was a stunningly bright and clear Saturday morning when I left my house to head out and run some errands. Nothing big, just little odds-and-ends that had been building up that I needed to deal with someday and it seemed like this was as good a day as any ... little did I know how good the day wou... Read full Story
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fuck by my best friend's family
= Part 1. Alice's father = My name is Onikky 28-year-old Shemale from ASIAN, this story only shares the first experience of making love. The story begins when I first moved to a big city, looking for a new atmosphere, I don't have a place to live that I know is only my friend's name Alice who ... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 10
As the sun beamed in through a gap in the curtains my now familiar morning wood strained at the silk of my nightwear. How was it that no matter how hard I came the night before it would wake up eager and ready to go. As had become customary my mind would be filled with the events of the previous nig... Read full Story
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Meeting Amanda
I’m a happily married man. My wife Tess and I have been together since we were teenagers. We were each other’s first real lovers and being in our mid-thirties by now, we still madly in love with each other. Tess and I always are very honest and open to each other. Both in normal life and sexual... Read full Story
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Very Impatient on a sex fanstay
Are you ready for this Mish?" "Not really but it's too late to back out now." I stood in a dark alley before a metal door shaking with both anxiety and the cold, waiting for the door slot to open and for the night to begin. I wouldn't admit it to my friend Simone but secretly I hoped we would ... Read full Story
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How my date went
There I was on TV with the sound up jus barely enough for my date and I to hear. We had gotten past the introductions at the bar we had jus left & now it seems as if those 4 shots of tequila jus wasn't enough for me to overcome how scared I was. But Alma, my date had run into Nervous Nellies like m... Read full Story
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I kneel in front of Dominatrix Persephone
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T-Girl University
Jason was apprehensive about starting college, as any freshman would be. His high school girlfriend, Becky, whom he loved dearly, was going to a different college on the opposite side of the country. They had to promised to stay together but Jason was worried; there would be a lot of temptation for ... Read full Story
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She also conquered my soul...
Initiation in a new era... Almost three months since I offered my virginity to a wonderfull he-woman, Selmi... unfortunately I had to cancel the second day we planned to spend together with my LORDESS because I quitted the town where we met the day before. Since, only few summer fling messages...... Read full Story
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Wedding Night Surprise
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First Fuck For Straight Guy
This past February 2nd was my first time of being fucked in my asshole. The only word I can use to describe the experience I had is unbelievable. Mixed emotions and sensations came over me that I was so horny I wanted the guy to fuck me rough. I was literally backing up when we're in doggy position.... Read full Story
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The Game 2
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The Clinic
I got out of my cab and looked up at the Clinic. It was a small, nondescript hospital. I was still pretty nervous about this treatment since I wasn't even sure of the details. But it was either this or go under the knife. This problem had to be dealt with. I picked up my bag and went into the lobby.... Read full Story
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It was my first time
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HOW ONE PEEPING TOM MORNING TURNED ME INTO A SHEMALE SISSY BITCH
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My Brother and I.
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Sissy Experience - Episode 1: The Beginning
Hello All, Hope you’re all doing well!! This story narrates the beginning of my crossdressing and sissy adventures. Before I begin I’ll tell you somethings about my family. We are a family of four consisting of me, mom, dad and an elder sister. I am currently 20 years old and in college. My da... Read full Story
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2nd date with Latina Sissy Destiny
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