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HE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS TRANS...
I'd worn an absolutely killer dress just to make sure I got what I was looking for that night. Dancing under the lights I could feel eyes all over me, and as the evening progressed men became bolder and bolder about approaching. This one was athletic, sexy and had all the right dance moves, at least... Read full Story
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The BIG COCK that I will eat.
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From accidental trans porn addiction to a cum filled booty
One night when I was around 30 or so I was watching some porn, nothing unusual for a guy like me, aka a sex addict. Sex addiction is great if you’re Tiger Woods and swimming in poon, but for guys like me - regular, awkward, slightly handsome in a very boyish way, weirdos — it’s not that fun. We... Read full Story
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Girl from Uncle
Tonight, I have to tell it all. It’s no secret that my uncle and I had a very special bond he had been eyeing me with those adventurous eyes from the time that I was 14 years old. And frankly I enjoy his ogling. I could feel my nipples get so hard when he looked through me with those alert and spark... Read full Story
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A Trans-Lesbian Montreal Love Affair!
St. Catherine’s Street in downtown Montreal is one of the world’s most vibrant streets and entertainment corridors. Known for its energetic, exciting and often crowded venues, it is lined with quality restaurants, theatres and many popular nightclub establishments. St. Catherine’s ... Read full Story
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I Love To Love You
I Love To Love You Baby By Sabrina G. Langton Author's note: I have published this story on two other sites. I always said it was slightly aurobiographical, but reading it back it is a pretty accurate account of my summer of '88. There are only 3 things that I changed. 2 are itsy bitsy tiny deta... Read full Story
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This is true story. I am 50 age n avid shemale , Transgender, ladyboy lover. Two years back i was member of LGBTQIA community in Pune where i met this ladyboy trans girl . We spoke, chat sone time and immediately clicked. She said she lost her father and wanna me to be her daddy. I agreed and i ac... Read full Story
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Trans Bookstore Adventure
I was walking near the corner of Polk and Post Streets past an adult bookstore when I noticed an attractive transgender standing on the corner. I walked up and struck up a conversation. I told her she was attractive. She asked me if I wanted a date. I asked her if she was functional. Then I asked he... Read full Story
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From gamer to b*tch
Chapter 1 So me and my buddy have been gamer friends since high school. When we graduated we started going to different schools and working so we didn't have time to game like we used to, but we made time to get together have some drinks and game once or twice a week. When we we would game we wou... Read full Story
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Got my ass pounded in Miami by a tranny escort
Got my ass pounded in Miami by a beautiful tranny escort with a 10 inch thick cock. Years ago I was in Miami for a business trip. Four days just me in my hotel room. I decided to treat myself to some of the X rated channels that my hotel provided. As usual I went straight to the tranny porn.... Read full Story
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Regina's scary, and sexy Blind Date
I had just finished doing my makeup, finally deciding which blush to use, and I thought I had some time for my meditation. However, Mr. Cobb was early. The gold minidress I wore showed enough legs, ass and tits to make any man horny, and the strappy tanned five-inch sandals, made me feel majestic ... Read full Story
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KING OF TRANNY CHASERS ENTRY 1
IT WAS AROUND 1AM AND MY GIRL FRIEND GINA AND I ARE GOING AT IT.HER NAKED BODY WAS HANGING OFF THE BED IN DOGGY.HER BIG CARAMEL ASS CHEEKS JIGGLED AS A POUNDED FROM BEHIND. SHE WAS SCREAMING "YES BABY" AND MOANING NON STOP..AS BEAUTIFUL AS SHE LOOKED AND HOW AMAZING HER BACK SHOTS WERE LOOKING..W... Read full Story
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Trans secretary
"Monica Barnes smoothed her skirt before entering the office of her boss, Cord Drake, the CEO of the company his father had founded thirty eight years ago! Like every other morning for the past two years, she brought along his coffee, her memo pad, and of course his copy of the morning paper! &... Read full Story
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Dianne The Trans
It all started a few weeks ago, I watched as she layed on the beach tanning her sweet body. She looked so hot wearing that pink bikini. Damn i wish i knew her name, or where she lived, maybe shes here on vaction. I don't think i've seen her before, but she does look familiar. Finally getting the cou... Read full Story
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From a 50's virgin to a Mature good for all
***Prologue - Confessions: Every day since I offered my virginity, I put myself in the shoes of a woman. The little town where I live forbids me to show myself socially. However I made myself an accomplice, my epilator who receives me after closing. Since my new beginning, male masturbations are not... Read full Story
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Joe gets to the bottom of it
She kept it tucked away, it was uncomfortable squeezed between her legs held in place by the tight rubbery panties that really weren't her style, but they punctuated the "surprise". Joe was aroused by her femininity, as she slipped off the spaghetti straps of her little white dress reveali... Read full Story
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When mom passed my stepdad KEN was alone for 3 yrs he made comments like you need tighter shorts your hair smells pretty one day as I was Su king my friends 5 inch cock as he surf cum on my face KEN walked in my room then told my friend to leave I started to cry and he said it was ok he new i was a ... Read full Story
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My first time getting a big cock in my ass
I got talking with a relatively local guy, much older than us, but had a thick 8.5" uncut cock, which was perfect for what I wanted to watch enter my Mrs. Our messages went something like this... Me "Did you want to meet up first?" Him "If you want" Me "We'll chat about a plan, then I'll... Read full Story
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I fucked my personal trainers ass for the first time
I greeted him on my bed in my sheer black lingerie. I knew he’d be nervous, and truly I was as well. We’d spend so much time in the gym together and I knew he wanted me, but taking that next step was sometimes difficult, especially when our relationship was always professional. Posing for him, I r... Read full Story
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Proud To Be A Sissy Chapter 7
"You're being really dirty little sissy slut today," daddy chuckled and asked, "What's gotten into you?" "Making up for the last few days I guess," I giggled hugging him tightly, "and I missed you too." "I missed my little sissy too." He repl... Read full Story
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Shemale fucks guy - My gf fucks my slutty ass.
I have a shemale girlfriend & we both are in a relationship. One day, I decide to give her a visit. I'm 5'7 guy & she's 6 feet. That makes her tall & intimidating & whenever we meet, it's me who become her gf. I visit her, she takes me in. SHe pulls me towards her while giving me a deep kiss. I ... Read full Story
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Loosing my virginity to Shemale Preet
This story is of may be 2017. When a shemale escort took my virginity n fucked me. I am not new to shemales. I hv been attracted to shemales since 1999 when first time I got internet at home. Suddenly while browsing i saw shemale website n instantly i was hooked to it. Well how I met my first ... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – FINAL ACT
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – FINAL ACT by Spanky de Bautumn Part 7. Sunny spent the night with Antonio and the next day they went to Mel and Shari’s for some fun. Antonio had school, so he was up and out early on Tuesday. Mel was in the shower and I was laying in bed, my mind wandering and not real... Read full Story
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Why I desire transsexual cock
I've thought about what it must feel like to have jus for a bit, a transsexual cock inside you. How ones nervousness is turned into extreme horniness upon seeing her cock for the first time. The thoughts that must race thru your head. How big is her she-cock?. Do I touch it? Do i lick the length of... Read full Story
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A Not-So-Small Piece of Heaven Chapter 3
I bit my lower lip, looking into her eyes. I didn't know what to do. I wanted to get on my knees and slide that gorgeous cock of hers in my mouth. But I'd never done it before, and I was scared. Sucking penis wasn't exactly on my bucket list. She lightly touched my arm, a puzzled look on her face. &... Read full Story
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First Time: How I Love Cock
The first time I ever sucked a dick was when I was around 12 years old. I was at a sleep over with a friend. We were camped out in his backyard in a tent and he started things out tentatively by asking about my luck with the ladies, which was non-existent. Then he suggested that since neither of us ... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 1
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 1 by Spanky de Bautumn This is a story about how taking a play to New York City changed people's lives. A transgender coming of age story. I was born Harold Stanley Dayes, not a great name for a kid growing up. I know my parents loved me, but Harold was my mom's dad a... Read full Story
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Professor to Sissy Slut
I had just turned thirty-four and I was miserable. My wife of twelve years had left me for another man and was living with him. We were not yet in the process of filing for divorce and I was hoping she would have a change of heart. I was still in love with her but I understood why she had left. We h... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 1. Sunny, Mel, and Shari learn they are going to New York to perform a play off Broadway and are really excited about it. Being a small troupe, we unseen members had to wear many hats. Unfortunately, there was just the two of us, Joe Donn... Read full Story
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First time with big surprise
My first story translated into English, I hope you like it. It was late at night, I had been drinking with friends and was on my way home. I am a man in his early 30s, smartly dressed and looking quite attractive. The night was beautiful, clear sky, warm and in the city were some people on the ... Read full Story
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Superstar fun - an evening to remember!
Starting with a little history, let me say that I started getting into tranny fun back around 1990. I went on a visit to New York and had always been an avid reader of Screw magazine/ newspaper. Before the Internet was in full-bloom it was distributed nationally to all cities around the country and ... Read full Story
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Big Surpise In Small Package
It was a Friday night and I was extremely horny and just my luck my girlfriend was out of town, but I wasn't horny for her I was craving cock. I knew I was bi for a long time and loved to have a nice hard cock to play with every once in awhile. So I decide to call my girlfriend to tell her I was goi... Read full Story
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I just saw her profile on Planet Romeo, her name is ID is Kaynat / Muskan. I saw her photos and got attracted to her. I am always a big fan and lover of Shemales or TS. I called her and fixed appointment by negotiating with her for 2500 INR. I went to meet her, she stays in a condominium in ... Read full Story
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Tommy Tries to Make It Up
Tommy Tries to Make It Up I have written about Tommy before. He was the eighteen year old neighbor that always stared at me checking me out, basically eye fucking me and that made me so hot and horny I eventually took his virginity and trained up on being a great lover. Well he had moved out... Read full Story
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DISCOVERING BLACK COCK
To the greater Boston general public it was simply a small little known quite private night club located in the back part of Roxbury called The Black Rooster Bar. While in local Gay Community circles, insiders called this private by membership only pub, THE BLACK COCK CASTLE! When first learning... Read full Story
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The Big Tiddy Goth Girl
Hannah and I went to the pool in my apartment complex. This was my first time dressed as female in public and I was loving my new, feminine tan lines. To keep a long story short, while tanning we were perv'd on and approached by a guy calling himself Mark. He was desperate for our attention and fumb... Read full Story
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A Halloween to Remember
Saturday morning I woke up feeling strangely euphoric. I remember thinking about it for a moment, and then realizing: it was Halloween. Cheryl and I had been invited to a party! The next morning (and for many, many mornings thereafter), I would remember that Saturday as one of the epic erotic encoun... Read full Story
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A Night to Forget
The day started out like every other day. Woke up, dragged myself to the bathroom; Stepping in the shower, (I sleep in the nude...) still not fully awake, I let the water cascade over my head. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I closed my eyes and could feel the water flow over me. I pushed my hair back off my face... Read full Story
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Proud To Be A Sissy Chapter 2
As I reached down to retrieve my clothes that Mr. Clark had thrown at me there was a bright flash of light. Without thinking I turned my head towards him only to be blinded by another flash from his Polaroid camera. "What are you doing?" I asked. "Just wanted to capture the m... Read full Story
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Proud To Be A Sissy Chapter 4
As usual, Mr. Clark was sitting in his recliner when I went into his house. "Good morning daddy," I beamed kneeling before him. "Morning," he grumbled but smiled and said, "more like afternoon." But you do look sweet." "Thank you daddy," I rep... Read full Story
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Proud To Be A Sissy Chapter 6
It was still early and I wanted to enjoy the feeling of being dressed in my shear hose and garter belt, tiny g-string panties and matching bra and the form fitting shiny black mini dress that barely covered my stocking tops for as long as possible. So I spent some time doing some domestic chores and... Read full Story
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My First Girly Cock
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Proud To Be A Sissy Chapter 1
I had just turned eighteen and only had two months of high school left. My marks were good and already had a possible placement in a university where I hoped to get a new start. I was so looking forward to getting away from all the shit that life had forced on me in this little hick town. Usuall... Read full Story
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Tgirl trained to be the town whore to serve ALL Black men
A few years back I spent time on and off with several shall we say more dominating types of gentlemen One of them, who for this I shall call Leroy, just loved when we got together to make me totally helpless. It was our 6th or 7th meeting. Leroy and i had been chatting on Yahoo and when he f... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch1
Back in January 2020 I guess I was lucky, I did have a regular job although the pay was miserable and I did have my own place. On my wage all I could afford was a miserable bedsit in a neglected part of town, but on the upside I didn’t have to flat share and it worked well enough for me. The west... Read full Story
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Rassemblement d'alumni pas comme les autres; 2/2
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An alumni gathering like no other; 2/2
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